You wake up next morning...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wow. I am now a robot. Sweet!

 

[xmbts]

I'm...something, hmph how can you stand this giant ribbon?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*groaning and moaning*

For fuck's sake, why did I have to take over while Murdock raped her??!?!?!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ow, my back. Ow, my hip. Ow, my leg.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ow, my back. Ow, my hip. Ow, my leg.

His body is that of a 30-year old man. Stop complaining.

OT:

Hmm... I'm really starting to wish I could read Japanese.

 

[xmbts]

*groaning and moaning*

For fuck's sake, why did I have to take over while Murdock raped her??!?!?!

You could always just turn your brain off.

 

[Dango]

That doesn't sound very good for his long-term health...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm Fuuko? Astral Projection ftw!

 

[xmbts]

Urg, what do you do with all this hair?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Keep it in a big ribbon.

 

[xmbts]

But the big ribbon is so distracting, it's like having an extra shirt hanging off the back of your head.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*groaning and moaning*

For fuck's sake, why did I have to take over while Murdock raped her??!?!?!

You could always just turn your brain off.

Umm... wouldn't that permanently disable me?

 

[xmbts]

Well if you'd rather learn to like it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well if you'd rather learn to like it.

No need... I think self-preservation overrides his self-serving programming in this case.

*finally manages to kill Murdock, and pushes his corpse off of xmbts's body.*

Victory!

 

[xmbts]

The gashes, scrapes, and bullet holes seem to disprove your theory on that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

The gashes, scrapes, and bullet holes seem to disprove your theory on that.

Oh... I installed it the first time I took over your body.

 

[xmbts]

You need to stop sticking things in me without my knowing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey! When I tap into your systems, its for maintenance or upgrading only.

 

[xmbts]

I'm just saying it's my personal space.

 

[MrJKapowey]

I..I'm not sure what I'd do.