You wake up next morning...

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm...

Not a twilight vampire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...
Don't you ever accuse me of that again.

 

[TheDoctor455]

...
Don't you ever accuse me of that again.

Sorry...

Well....
I seem to be getting kinda thirsty...
How would you recommend I get a drink?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Invite my sister for some tea. She likes that.

 

[xmbts]

Well I guess I'll go hang out in a basement for a few hundred years.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well I guess I'll go hang out in a basement for a few hundred years.

You can hang out in the Normandy's basement if you prefer.
Though I would advise coming up every now and again for routine medical check-ups.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If she were me, she wouldn't need to get checkups.

 

[TheDoctor455]

If she were me, she wouldn't need to get checkups.

Vampires can still contract blood-borne illnesses.
Which for you would be food-borne.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I mean, she'd just be hanging out in a basement. No medical stuff.

Just a basement.

 

[Dango]

*noms on own finger, pokes self in eye*

What the hell...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Well, I'm perpetually falling...

Laaame.

 

[delete account please]

OMG i have boobs...

AWESOME

 

[AwesomeExpress]

EXPRESS!

Don't mind me, I'm just going to get familiar with your boobs.

 

[xmbts]

Awesome! Now I get to fly around.

 

[Nouw]

"3!2!1!"

*Starts singing On Melancholy Hill.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Who are these people and why am i in their house wearing a clown outfit nooooo

 

[mParadox]

I can see why Young Master was comfortable wearing this dress.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Mans.. I sure am one hell of an escape artist! That girls was trouble!

 

[i don't know]

OMG! I had the weirdest dream that I was a spaceship and blew up the Moon!
"That wasn't a dream..."
Oh really?
*looks at self*
Oh no.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I re-arranged your face while you were sleeping. You now have 5 minutes to figure out where everything is.