You wake up next morning...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*Kills Father and saves everything ever*

 

[thesilentman]

AND MURDERS SATAN!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No u?!

 

[InfinityCubed]

Um... What The Fuck?

Ah, I'm just suffering from exhaustion.

*goes back to bed*

 

[Headsprouter]

I AM INFINITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[kailus13]

Brush my many, many teeth.

 

[Kae]

Well I'll start singing "On the rise" because well my evil's on the rise.

 

[kailus13]

Walk around being all monochromatic like.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Huh, I'm a pony now...well let's go visit a certain friend then.

 

[Neuromancer]

So this is what's like to be a zigzagoon. Feels... simple.

 

[Kae]

I feel like making teenagers fight giant monsters using giant robots that are secretly giant monsters with the souls of their parents or something ^_^

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Yay....no colour...I also feel like crap and...goddamit, why do I have memories of being in high school with Scott Pilgrim?

 

[Neuromancer]

What's that, my dear trainer? You want me to tackle that Tyranitar?

Well zigzag fucking goon to you too.

 

[Barbas]

I feel the sudden urge to brood.

 

[TheRiddler]

Huh? Where am I? Holy crap. I have paws. Why do I have paws?

*Looks in mirror*

AAAAAAH!!! What happened?! Wait. If I'm trapped in a dog's body, am I now a dog or a human? Do I inherit the dog's thought processes? Oh God, I have so many ques- SQUIRREL!

 

[Teoes]

Riddle me this - how in the hell did I wake up looking this way?

 

[Barbas]

I'd take my Ritalin...

[HEADING=2]...and throw that shit out the window, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!![/HEADING]

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I feel stuck and cold.

 

[Barbas]

I feel like walking around in a place of food preparation with no pants on.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I feel like the wisdom of the ages, trapped and confined to a single place, to be stuck to do nothing but ponder upon my situation for the next centuries, until the ages past.