You wake up next morning...

[spartan1077]

Starfox CHRISTMAS!...wait...am I just a fox? awwww

 

[mParadox]

IT'S A TRAP!!

Well i'm going to the bar to flirt with La Volpe.

 

[spartan1077]

Yes. Now I'm an assassin with a snata hat...

 

[mParadox]

I'm still a trap..

Oh Snow!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Awesome! I'm an assassin!!!
Wait... why can't I take this hat off?
And why is a speech bubble stalking me?

HELP!!!!!!

 

[mParadox]

A non-dying dude? With blue skin?

 

[TheDoctor455]

How do these hidden blades work again?

 

[mParadox]

The mechanism works via your thumb.


OT: I am half-inclined to join the blue-men convention.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... now what about this hidden gun...
how do I fire it... and what is preventing it from giving me third-degree burns?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Another day, another opportunity to find out how to die.

 

[spartan1077]

At least I kept my santa hat on

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Well this is odd...
Desu.

 

[Zirat]

Crap, why do I keep waking up genderbent! Its getting bloody annoying!

 

[The Clown]

watch a 3-D movie

 

[TheDoctor455]

OW! Right! Who's the asshole that removed most of my teeth?

 

[The Clown]

Who the fuck braided my hair while I was sleeping?, someone is about to get mind fucked.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I wouldn't recommend doing that just yet... it takes a lot of practice to get it right.
Even more practice to predict the results.

OT:
Why... can't I move my right eye?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Dermatological problems aside, this could work out well for me. The hair's kinda nice too.