You wake up to find your avatar on the other side of the room.

[Adventurer2626]

OH MY GOD! CAN I KEEP HIM? CAN I KEEP HIM? COME HERE, EIN! WHO'S A GOOD BOY? I promise to love you forever and ever and ever.

Sorry. Kind of a dog person.

Wasn't Ein a girl?

Mmm, I'd always assumed Ein was a boy and so far the internets are saying boy. Let me know if you find a quote from the show or something.

 

[gabe12301]

Almost forgot mine. I would ask him how to use spiral energy and create matter out of nothing.

 

[mjcabooseblu]

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

In her own words, I'd say the following:

"Pleased to meet ya!"

 

[willofbob]

"hi. nice hat."

and then I'd insult Fighter before he kills me. It would give me more of a chance.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Hey, don't point those things at me!

 

[MFenix]

Slap a saddle on her and fly to the nearest Burger King.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Okay. Original post: Just Reisen (the one on the right.)

New reaction to seeing both these girls at once:

'Yawwwwn... What a nice day. ...Where am I? And why are those two here? Okay, don't panic. I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.' "Uh...Konnichi wa? Eto, eigo ga hanashimasu ka?" 'Please let them speak English please let them speak English...' "...Please don't hurt me..." From there, I'd probably ad-lib.

Still, it's helpful that I know at least some Japanese, including the words for 'speak' and 'slowly'.

 

[pyramid head grape]

My day just became totally fucking sweet.