you wake up tomorrow and you're a furry.

[Angie7F]

If I can be something cute, then i am ok with it.
I wasn to be a cute cat or something, not like... a hippo though if I were a hippo I would not ne furry

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Freak the fuck out and go to a hospital. When they find out it?s irreversible, I?ll get electrolysis to eliminate the troublesome hair from my body. Then I?d buy some new clothes and go to a furcon in an attempt to get laid. Even if that fails, I?ll at least try and make friends with a cute catgirl. If things get too hard for me, though, I?d just commit suicide (especially if I was a reptile; I?m hate having cold as a base state, not to mention I?m scared of snakes) or have someone euthanize me.

If I?m a dragon, I?d just go ?FUCK YEAH!?, start flying around breathing fire and shit, and eventually take over the world. If I?m a bat, I?d tell everyone I?m Batman.

But it really does depend on what species I am and how it will affect the world on a global scale. I?m not sure the human population, even with all its remarkable adaptability over the years, would be able to sustain itself for long when half of them are part-animal. (And yes, I know, humans are technically animals too, but you know what I mean.) And it would take, like, over fifty years for people to finally get to a point where they can tolerate and/or not be scared shitless of all these ?otherkin? suddenly appearing.

However, at least a lot more people would be more open about having furry fetishes, if they?re furry themselves.

Going off on a bit of a tangent, this reminds me of this yaoi doujinshi I read where that guy?s cat dies, but then it?s resurrected from Heaven or something as a catboy (although I think it still had the mind of a cat, since it still acted much like one), and then the guy and the catboy start a relationship. At least, that?s the gist I got from the pictures (I can?t read Japanese).

 

[serious biscuit]

Try to get into that whole furry sex scene. Might as well, you know?

Or you could still have sex with normal people, I mean there are quite a few around now that would love that, good chance finding normal humans wouldn't be that hard. Or at least that's what I'd do because 'bleh' fur.

 

[V8 Ninja]

Several hours of personal panic would ensue, followed by the realization that I live in a calm and quite middle-of-nowhere neighborhood where even god could not make anything happen. Afterwords I would see how the rest of the world is doing through intensive Google searches and social media. Assuming that everything hasn't gone completely out of hand within the following five/six days (riots in every city, government-promoted exile/mass killing of anthropomorphs, aid groups refusing to give any sort of sanctum/support, etc.) I would slowly get in touch with my family members. I would try to extract all of the information I can get relating to other family/friends having been anthropomorphized or harboring anti-anthropomorph sentiments. From there I slowly reconnect with everybody who can be deemed as "Safe" for the time being and attempt to integrate back into society.

In all honesty, the "I Wonder What New Websites Are On The Internet?" step would likely be slotted in their somewhere between those hours of panic.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I would adapt to my new life as a furry, that or go to the bottle shop and get get pissed.

 

[Rylee Fox]

I'm a furry anyway so nothing would change with me. =P

We prefer to be called anthros though. Furry has too many negatives attached to it.

 

[FPLOON]

Well... If it's anything like this one webcomic I read a while back... PREPARE FOR DA DRAMAZ!!!

But, seriously, if I don't end up like my "spirit animal", then I'm screwed... Then, I would want to get screwed, but then again, that's how I always feel on a Friday night...

Yeah... Nothing has changed... Let me know if my waifu's tail isn't bushy, but long and feels well-groomed when you stroke it... *sighs and blinks* What was the question, again? I zoned out for a second there...

 

[Sneezeguard]

I would stop wearing trousers and underwear. If Donald duck can do it and get away with it then damn it so can I!

I'd probably check out what species, I am hopefully not a chimp or some kind of monkey.

I've spent the last couple of million years trying to move away from that I don't wanna go backwards, I only got over the poop flinging stage when I was 2 I don't wanna try to kick that habit again.

Okay stupid jokes aside, I probably spend 5 to 10 minutes thinking WTF then check the news and find out what my friends and family have also turned into.

 

[freaper]

If I grew a tail I'd probably try to toss my salad with it, and then proceed as normal - with my life I mean, not the tossing of the salad, although, that probably too, if the tail thing doesn't work out.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I don't know. Probably play some TF2 or eat something. I make this hard decision every morning.

Would I even have to get dressed?

 

[SadisticFire]

Step one. Cut tail hole in pants for kitty tail. Step 2, hide in room till can't hide in room any longer. Step 3, grumble about how I need to do a lot more hygiene practice because my hair already gets obscenely messy. Step 4, acceptance and start bothering people with my kitty tail. "I'm not touching you." as I swing it by their face. Maybe find some guy or gal.

 

[Johnny Impact]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

After that, concerns about flea collars, heartworm, new clothes, etc.

If there are any real benefits -- enhanced vision, retractable claws, whatever -- I could learn to see it as a trade-off. Otherwise I'm just a circus freak.

 

[DANEgerous]

You know I wonder how this would have use defining "race" I mean think about it you now have near countless races.

Are you a Caucasian?
Well i was but now I am a Black Panther
I do not think that is pos...
Literally you moron!
Oh so... wait what the fuck do I put?
Hell if i know!

 

[DANEgerous]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

After that, concerns about flea collars, heartworm, new clothes, etc.

If there are any real benefits -- enhanced vision, retractable claws, whatever -- I could learn to see it as a trade-off. Otherwise I'm just a circus freak.

With one in every 2 people becoming a furry and the rather massive community of furries you are actually (and somewhat sadly) likely far closer to a sex icon than a circus freak it it was only you you concern is valid but in mass many will view you as exceptionally lucky.

Also you may join my little guild/corporation because we need people that think "Wait what do we need now?" and we need as many as possible so we can be rich as hell by finding solutions.

 

[Johnny Impact]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

After that, concerns about flea collars, heartworm, new clothes, etc.

If there are any real benefits -- enhanced vision, retractable claws, whatever -- I could learn to see it as a trade-off. Otherwise I'm just a circus freak.

With one in every 2 people becoming a furry and the rather massive community of furries you are actually (and somewhat sadly) likely far closer to a sex icon than a circus freak it it was only you you concern is valid but in mass many will view you as exceptionally lucky.

Being wanted only for my body by a group of sexual deviants, half of whom are now animals themselves =/= lucky.

IF I were a furry (I mean by sexual preference, not the physical transformation this thread is about), and IF I happened to turn into the type of furry I fancied myself to be, then maybe.

But how likely would that be? The rules of this question say the transformation is random. That means it wouldn't matter if I thought I was a fox, I'd end up as a lemur, or a giraffe, or a leopard...... There are about a million possibilities.

Ending up a fox, or something close enough that I could live with it, would be like winning the lottery: something that only happens to other people. Ending up as the wrong thing would pretty much mean a life of self-loathing, of feeling like my body was some kind of hideous prison.

Which, come to think of it, is more or less how I feel now.

 

[Loop Stricken]

There can be but one solitary course of action...

Spoiler: Hunt down this girl and make her MINE.

Hunt down this girl and make her MINE.

... but otherwise? Would depend entirely on what animal species I'd become. I'm sure they all have their ups and downs, but not being a furry myself, I wouldn't know...

Something tells me that image's cropped.
Speaking of which, once 50% of the world turns into furries, that would kinda remove the stigmata from the fetish and I wonder what the hell would come to replace it.

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

As for replacement fetishes, with 50% of the world having paws, hooves and claws, hopefully the foot fetish can go away, or just become more quiet. Never understood that one in the slightest.

New ones? As long as it's not nappies/diapers (which seems to crop up in a disturbing amount of furry porn (apparently! I'm not a furry...)), I don't think I'd much care.
... so it'd probably be diapers.

I am getting really curious about that art, can you send me a link to the original peices?

Well, I guess there's no harm in...

OT: I will continue to live on and work. I could care less if I were an Oglop.

I could care less if I were an Oglop.

I could care less

Spoiler

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[sub][sub][sub]Also just google for Wolfy Nail Anarchy. Not safe for work, surprisingly.[/sub][/sub][/sub]​

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Well, I'd probably have to do my food and supplement shopping at PetSmart instead of Walmart, but aside from that I can't see my day-to-day life changing terribly. Maybe I'd get more exercise chasing cars on the weekend.

If I was really unfortunate, though, I could at least use this line: "No, I'm not a fan of the band, I'm a leopard who can't hear."

 

[Quadocky]

I'd fight crime while 80's synth music plays. Like some kinda Ninja Turtle, cept more like a giant fish monster, Like Godzilla big.