You wake up with no memory and superpowers! WTF Do you do?

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searron

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tkioz said:
Start building my empire, complete with harem and fanatically loyal retainers.


My thoughts exactly. Well, not exactly. I'd do the same thing, except remove the retainers part.






And, the empire part too. We can loose that.



So really, I'd just keep the harem. I'd turn into memoryless supperpowered whore. It would be rather splendid.
 

Kommendanten

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Dr Manhattans powers.
Write 'Die human scum!' on the moon in every now existing language on earth. Piss on every presidents/kings/dictators/rulers face and slap them with the worlds most largest rotten herring and then go to another galaxy and create my own solar system of pink fluff, unicorns and happiness. Would probably rip out some spines from those scumbags that torture animals..
I might have thought to much about this.
 

Crystal Cuckoo

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This sounds remarkably like the Bourne Identity...

In which case, I'd recover the 20 million I have in my bank and fuck with the government, picking up a redhead along the way. =D
 

Project .hack

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well if you didn't know who you are and why you're there you wouldn't know of your powers...so you'd spend some time in a amnesiac daze before discovering your power, IF you do, since mine would be teleportation it would be hard to discover without memory of having it.
 

Ekonk

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Trivun said:
I do a Hancock and become Will Smith. Wait, that isn't right...

Nah, I'd probably just try and discover who I am and everything, then when that's done live life as normal. Except with superpowers. Ohhhhhhhh Yeah!!!!!

EDIT: For the record, my superpower would be Peter Petrelli Pre-Crisis (lol, by that I actually mean when his power didn't suck). That is, absorbing the powers of anyone I touch (and by pre-suck, I mean being able to keep all of them rather than only one at a time). I would be unstoppable!!!!!
Except that apart from you, no one has superpowers. So your power's pretty useless. Not to mention that everyone could have that superpower you describe, but they all absorb just ordinary people's powers. Which are NONE.
 

Jedoro

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Power: materialize a functioning version of anything I can imagine into my hands

I'd go do the Punisher thing and start killing bad guys.
 

James Hueick

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Start the Neo-Nazi Revolution
No but seriously I'd probably build a super photon laser on the moon and blow up whatever country looks at me funny.... Australia.
 

Slash Dementia

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I'd probably sit up and wonder what the Hell just happened. Then I'd go crazy because I don't know who I am, so finally I just lose it and turn into a super villain.
 

Cheshire Cat

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My chosen superpower would be the deity-like ability to do anything and everything. If I want to be invicible, done, If I want to shoot flames from my bumhole, done.

Then I'd be the biggest bastard in the world and go round eating babies, kicking puppies and clubbing baby seals, but then I'd also do really awesomely good stuff like saving peoples lives :) I'd be called contradiction man :p
 

Shaegor

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Have a quick test drive of my powers, and then head on a heroic quest to rediscover myself.
After that's done I'll probably go mad with power and proceed to become the overlord of the Universe.
 

Frequen-Z

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Find other people like me by displaying my powers like a beacon in public in hopes they'll sweep me away before too many people can see.

Then use their help to find out what happened to me. Kill whoever is responsible.


Oh, the power is to generate light and UV rays at will, as intense as I want. I could cause cancer in second, blind people instantly. Be a one man rave, etc.
 

Gplars

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if i had super powers and was to control peoples mind i would take over the fucking world
 

engineermk2004

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I wouldn't do any of that superhero stuff. I'd help people, sure, but I'd also help myself. It would be like I currently exist, I'd just be able to do some things that are out of the ordinary. I probably wouldn't go to work anymore, though. Especially if I could, say, use my powers to find valuable things or crush coal into diamonds. I guess I'd probably use the powers to solve problems that ordinary people can't solve and governments are always screwing up. I wouldn't be the universal overlord, either. I don't want to try to control things, that's too damn much work.