You wake up with no memory and superpowers! WTF Do you do?

[Beardon65]

One word: Batman.

But Batman doesn't have any powers. He has money. And the last time I checked, money isn't a super-power. Unless you have the power to pull money out your ass...

wake up
blay baseball with skyscrapers

i'd need some friends who also have superpowers though.

I call pitcher!

I choose my power to be... TELEKENISIS! And the power to make my eyes glow green, just coz.

I will first wake up, then after trying to grab a coke I found across the room I discover my power. Then I will resort to a life of petty crime stealing pies and candy. Then after being confronted by gang members who threaten me at gunpoint, I use my powers to squish their brains within their skulls. Then after flying around I decide to become a better person. Then the game of SUPER-MEGA-AWESOME-BASEBALL will commence. And we all live happily ever after...

...Then I squish your brains with my mind.

 

[Webb5432]

Wander around the city for hours, and when some crime occurs (mugging, assault, blah blah blah) kick the living crap out of everyone involved and the bounce off to the rooftops. After that, I'd probably make the city my playground. And I would leave a bunch of witnesses, because then my face will show up on the news and my family would help me and clue me in on my past. Then I'd start to clean out the political system, the police, and any other form of corruption in the city.

 

[fearofthemind]

I will raise and army and conquer the world with my telepathic powers! And all my soldiers (or henchmen) would wear red-eyed gas masks and what ever we conquer will become a totalitarian society! I would also bake pies with my new powers. XD

 

[Cpu46]

Power: Being able to modify my body at will, weather it be transforming into animals, other people, or just turning my arm into a large blade. So kind of like Prototype but without the nessisary kill the people to take their form and zombie apocolapse.

I would use the powers to go unnoticed by others, find whos responisble for my memory loss/ powers. Thank them for the powers, then turn into a polar bear and tear their head off. Then I will use my powers to infiltrate a gang, take the form of their boss, make a ton of money, then wipe out the entire gang. Rinse and repeat until filthy rich.

 

[Mako SOLDIER]

How could I possibly know? If I have no memory then my personality will likely be either residual and fragmented or completely shaped by the first few moments of consciousness. Sooo, whatever I say now would likely be a completely different decision to the one I would make in the event of that actually happening.

 

[Mako SOLDIER]

You've basically raised a different topic in my mind, which really keeps me from answering this one.

Would I be the same person if I couldn't remember anything? Would my personality remain completely intact? Or would I be like a child, relearning how to act in social situations and how to deal with other people?
What would happen to your morals? If you woke up and had Superman's powers, what would happen? You would most likely destroy everyone and everything without meaning to.
Like in that Robot Chicken episode where the robot comes to life, kills people/animals and steals things.

I'd link that clip, but I can't find it anywhere.

Awww, you beat me to it.

 

[WinkyTheGreat]

In all honesty, I'd probably end up as Scarecrow.

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Naturally, I'd do the same thing Alex Mercer did when he woke up with super powers and no memory.
I would possess old ladies and fuck with the military. Then claim to have a conscience.

 

[Brad Shepard]

I go back to sleep, im to tired to deal with this shit right now.

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Do I know that I have powers? If so, do I know how to use them properly?

Either way, I'd go to the police and have them print/DNA test me, and have them send me back home.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

Well, since i'm now Dr. Manhatten, i'd be god.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I'll do what Alex Mercer did in Prototype.

 

[dark-amon]

I go on a quest to fufill my destiny, only to encounter someone who knows me even when I don't remember them. Then they reveal that I am the th threat that I set out to stop and then I... Sorry overused plots needs overused answers.

 

[Acton Hank]

Go absolutely FUCKING crazy!!!!!

 

[C.O.C]

My power would be to turn myself into a god
So I'd kinda just do whatever I felt like
To put it in a geeky kinda way chaotic neutral

 

[APLovecraft]

start my own country if it worked for dr doom it'll work for me

 

[Evilproduct]

Rewrite the god-awful plot of Prototype, but still go apeshit on the inhabitants of New York in the process. Bow to Alex Mercer! BOW!!!

 

[vaderaider]

Have a cup of coffee...If im going to save the world I need energy.

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

Fight Chuck Norris...then get my ass kicked and find something else to do. Probably use my powers for good...and at times evil? I wouldn't murder anyone, but I would do some stuff I oculdn't do in my current state...

This is really hard,mind you.