You wake up with no memory and superpowers! WTF Do you do?

[Dapsen]

check my health insurance card - then proceed to go upstairs and ask my mom who my friends are, and what kind of person i am.
then i would seek out my friends, and ask them about myself.
after building a 80% image of who i was, i would probably use my new divinity to be divine

(if you havent figured yet, i would be a god)

 

[Mighty Lighty]

I`d leapfrog the pope then pull his pants down

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

I do a Hancock and become Will Smith. Wait, that isn't right...

Nah, I'd probably just try and discover who I am and everything, then when that's done live life as normal. Except with superpowers. Ohhhhhhhh Yeah!!!!!

EDIT: For the record, my superpower would be Peter Petrelli Pre-Crisis (lol, by that I actually mean when his power didn't suck). That is, absorbing the powers of anyone I touch (and by pre-suck, I mean being able to keep all of them rather than only one at a time). I would be unstoppable!!!!!

Okay. Absorbe all the super powers in the world. Find everybody on this planet with superpowers and absorbe them.
[small/]Nobody has any [/small]

 

[jubosu]

Use my powers that allow me to travel through time and space and see who the fuck I am.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

well... I choose the ability to slow and stop the flow of time (no reverse, what's done is done and space-time paradoxes). Then become the best surgeon existing, if the patient can't bleed out what can go wrong? Also, sleep when I want, since I can just pause time if needed, avoid crashing when driving etc.. pretty much that

... I'd need to become a surgeon to begin with, but what are exams without time limit and unlimited references to use in said exam

How come every time I hear someone talk about this ability I immediately think of robbing banks and molesting women?

 

[KarumaK]

I do a Hancock and become Will Smith. Wait, that isn't right...

Nah, I'd probably just try and discover who I am and everything, then when that's done live life as normal. Except with superpowers. Ohhhhhhhh Yeah!!!!!

EDIT: For the record, my superpower would be Peter Petrelli Pre-Crisis (lol, by that I actually mean when his power didn't suck). That is, absorbing the powers of anyone I touch (and by pre-suck, I mean being able to keep all of them rather than only one at a time). I would be unstoppable!!!!!

But no one else has powers, you'd be any other schmo?

Me, I've no idea as with no memories I'd have no personality. If any trace of the old me remained he'd start preparing for his crusade of conquest and the eventual restructuring/restoration of the world once he'd crushed all into submission and made the world better with force.

Psychic powers BTW, all of them.

 

[The Only]

I'd go back to bed

 

[TelHybrid]

I'd probably pull a Light Yagami move and commit a lot of genocide.

 

[Brandon237]

Wait, do I still have my personality? If so, I fear for the innocents. My abilities would be serious psychic powers, the kind that would make me the ultimate manipulator and almost invincible with my power. I would let the exploitation begin. All that money... To all on this forum who do not believe my cat Random is the one true deity... Hope the whole wake up with powers scenario never happens to me.

 

[Spudgun Man]

I... Can't remember.

 

[Bobipine]

well... I choose the ability to slow and stop the flow of time (no reverse, what's done is done and space-time paradoxes). Then become the best surgeon existing, if the patient can't bleed out what can go wrong? Also, sleep when I want, since I can just pause time if needed, avoid crashing when driving etc.. pretty much that

... I'd need to become a surgeon to begin with, but what are exams without time limit and unlimited references to use in said exam

How come every time I hear someone talk about this ability I immediately think of robbing banks and molesting women?

Those are seemingly 2 obvious other possible uses for that power, less socially accepted uses, since in this case you do remember what you learned through your life but might act according to your primal senses since you don't know yourself... and now we're falling within either your personality is created by the society you've been raised or is somewhere deep within your sub conscious.. so I'll stop here, your powers your call I guess

 

[Are.Oh.Why]

Find someone else who has superpowers and challenge them to a race around the world, a car tossing contest, then an epic battle in housing projects for all the ghetto children to watch

 

[ragestreet]

I'd go home and play some disgaea. And by play I mean break every law of science and insert myself into the game and start throwing me some prinnies!

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Any superpower I want at my choice at any time would be my superpower, take over the world trade it with a little kid for his lollipop, create a rebellion against said little kid save everyone then rinse and repeat for eternity. Oh and randomly effect the lives of civillians like turning a diabetic's house into chocolate

 

[Holly Short]

i love that most people would be a super villan but with that said...
i think invisability would be fun. who cares about my memories, stalking would be easier! confusing innocent people on the street! you could do the most outragious things! like for instance things that may include a sniper rifle and Mr. Spaklepire.

 

[d4rkxy13x]

I'd buy a titanium katana, join the army, get a really cool pare of underwear then walk into terorist camps whilst absorbing their bullets and drinking booze. If someone broke my bottle, I'd slaughter the lot. suppish ownage (if someone finds that reference I'm amazed)