You want to kick someone... but a simple kick is not enough! :O

[Zahri]

By kick, i mean the motion of bringing down any region of ones own leg forcefully into someone.

Someone has broken into your room, and stolen your collection of snipe feathers. You know them, you hate them, and you want to kick them, but a simple kick is not enough!

How would you go about kicking this person? It can be fancy, or acrobatic, or anything of the like, you can even use accessories.

I would at the knee level affix grade 40 sandpaper (gravel size rocks) and at the foot level, a combination of acidic gel and polio at the foot, then kick in a dragging fashion so my leg drags across their flesh from the knee all the way down.

How would the denizens of the escapist do such a kick?

 

[stormyfs]

Straighten the leg, kick forcefully upwards just under the kneecap, severing the lower tendons and pushing the kneecap up into the thigh, then swiftly tap my toes forward, pushing the knee joint backwards the wrong way.

While technically a 'simple kick' I feel that it would suffice.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

I'd try punching them. Or maybe kicking them more than once.

 

[Urgh76]

Like this:

Spoiler: First, eat Gomu Gomu fruit

Spoiler: Which equals

 

[Zahri]

I'd try punching them. Or maybe kicking them more than once.

Well that's not creative at all xD

-offers a banana of creativity, it grants a +5 bonus to intellect and whimsy-

 

[Zahri]

Like this:

Spoiler: First, eat Gomu Gomu fruit

Spoiler: Which equals

Is that the Eniels (spelling?) Lobby Arc?

Sorry for the double post o.o

 

[Omikron009]

Bicycle kick off of a ladder. To the face.

 

[Urgh76]

Like this:

Spoiler: First, eat Gomu Gomu fruit

Spoiler: Which equals

Is that the Eniels (spelling?) Lobby Arc?

Sorry for the double post o.o

That's Luffy's foot from ONE PIECE

He stretches it all the way up like that and crashes it back down

 

[TheComedown]

Probably something really cheap. Like walk up behind them bring my foot up between their legs and once they are on the ground about to throw up, i would kick them repeatedly while their down before running away.

 

[RatRace123]

Grab them by the head, and slam them into my knee.

 

[Zahri]

Like this:

Spoiler: First, eat Gomu Gomu fruit

Spoiler: Which equals

Is that the Eniels (spelling?) Lobby Arc?

Sorry for the double post o.o

That's Luffy's foot from ONE PIECE

He stretches it all the way up like that and crashes it back down

I realize this, and there's a season devoted to rescuing Robin from imminent execution, the Eniels Lobby story arc. o.o

Probably something really cheap. Like walk up behind them bring my foot up between their legs and once they are on the ground about to throw up, i would kick them repeatedly while their down before running away.

Toss some napalm in there at least o.o

 

[Urgh76]

Snip

OH~

No, that's when they got Sanji from Baratie

EDIT: Since I'm re-watching ONE PIECE though, and they haven't fought Crocodile yet, I'm wondering

Spoiler

WHY THE HELL DO THEY WANT ROBIN (Miss All-Sunday) LATER ON?!

 

[micky]

not just a kick a FALCON KICK! 3rd degree burns and broken ankles.

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

Dead leg them and kick them with your other leg as they fall.

 

[Colonel Joson]

oh... Kick em in the nuts, and while thre down keeping kicking their stomach and nuts until they pass out or vomit... then toss em down the stairs... and out the door.

 

[Zahri]

Snip

OH~

No, that's when they got Sanji from Baratie

EDIT: Since I'm re-watching ONE PIECE though, and they haven't fought Crocodile yet, I'm wondering

Spoiler

WHY THE HELL DO THEY WANT ROBIN (Miss All-Sunday) LATER ON?!

Spoiler

Robin had offered to join later on and Luffy decided to be Luffy and take her. =3 Read the manga, much farther ahead www.onemanga.com

not just a kick a FALCON KICK! 3rd degree burns and broken ankles.

You would aim a falcon kick at a persons ankles? why?

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I'd probably grab them by the hair and slam my knee into their face hard enough to break their nose. Then, while they're bleeding, I'd draw on their face in blood and kick them in the stomach.

Nothing too creative, but oh so cathartic.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Easy and simple. A quick kick to the back of the knee, followed by a little prayer that starts like this:

and shepherds we shall be
for thee, my Lord, for thee

 

[lacktheknack]

Cartwheel kick straight down on their head, bisect them (with a manly stiletto, if required), and then dropkick the pieces out of my room.