You want to kick someone... but a simple kick is not enough! :O

[CRoone]

Hang from the garage rafters, a pair of steel-toed combat boots on my feet, and when he approaches, swing down and deliver a swift Boot to the Head! ...Or maybe a kick to the chest, and see if I can't cause a Dim Mak-style heart attack...just any idea, anyway.

 

[General Ken8]

Like this!

 

[cheese_wizington]

Just kick him really fuckin hard in the shin.

 

[Betancore]

I'd knock them over, place a foot on their stomach/chest to hold them down, and kick them repeatedly in the genitals until I feel satisfied, whilst making lots of references to Bottom live shows. Nice and simple.