You were just turned into an Evil Genius, what do you do now?

[Nickolai77]

hmm... invent time machine, go back to the 1970's and invest heavily in microsoft, sell shares and go back in time again to reinvest in more successful companies until i have a hell of a lot of cash.

Once i have a lot of cash i will found a number of companies in the near future which make and sell things like nano-bot's, space ship's, cars, shipping, aircraft, androids, as well material from asteroid mining, agriculture and the timber trade. Not forgetting of course genetic engineering companies, and pharmaceutical drug making as well as computing.With wise investment (made all the wiser by time machines which go into the future) these companies will produce yet more money for me.

Which will go towards the terra formation of some rocky planet in this galaxy. Set about work in 100,000BC and go forward in time to the present day and step onto a a rather beautiful and hospitable planet. I will then have my workers construct me a super palace-fortress thing, and then populate it with wierd and wonderful creatures of my own design. I may also permit a few people to live on my planet, maybe....

 

[AvsJoe]

This is an easy one. I'd start up a company that exploits the masses or sells an addictive product and rake in the money. Why control a country when businesses are the wave of the future. I'd also dismantle the sport of football, just to piss off the masses.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'd much prefer to play the game Evil Genius, since, that way, I'm also in the sixties.

Hot Damn!

 

[Actsub]

I would make my thousands of minions clog the queues of every GameStop in the country and flood all my money into their (the minion's) expenses for games. While the majority would just hold up the queue for a while with stupid questions about the hardware limitations of X console or Y CPU, some would buy games, just for good measure so it doesn't seem suspicious (as if hordes of identical minions weren't suspicious enough, am I right?). Also, after doing whatever they were aiming to do at the counter, they'd simply cut back in line, seeing as their fellow minions are cool and would always allow cutsies.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Set up a ton of heaters at the North Pole, and a ton of air conditioners at the south pole, that way the warm front from the heaters would merge with the cold front from the ACs creating colossal storms that would destroy all cities along the equator.

 

[Dupeo]

Develop a disease that kills every sperm with the girl chromosome. I will be the only man on earth that can father sons (I will father exactly 500) and they will have a generation of only women to be fruitful. Eventually every living person will be a descendant of mine. Within 10 years I will have mastered death and I will rule the world as God himself. I realize that this will greatly reduce the population of the planet but I don't want to rule an overpopulated earth anyway.

 

[internetzealot1]

Zombie. Fucking. Virus.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Use my genius to make things that will slowly corrupt the world whilst I become rich.

 

[Iampringles]

lets say one day, you suddenly become truly evil (maybe the people around you drove you insane, maybe some guy slapped you across the head with a piece of kryptonite, or maybe all that reality tv finally made you snap and want to go on a killing spree)

my question is, if you were to suddenly lose all your morals, empathy,etc and gain a new hatred for your fellow man, What would you do?
-(try taking over a country, start company that to somehow profit off of the downfalls of fellow human beings, attempt to kill various people in some way, etc. Be Creative)

And then Describe in detail how you plan to accomplish this.

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personally,
i would kidnap several of the worlds best microbiologists(i think thats the right term) and force them to create some super-virus,(something highly contagous, highly fatal, and that shows almost signs or symptoms for a minimum of 1 week after being infected,) threatening to horribly torture and kill their family and friends one by one infront of them if they do not cooperate. i would then, in a short amount of time, strategeticly release the virus in several highly populated areas across the country, and (hopefully) consequently wiping out atleast 1/3 of the world's population

The mass genocide would be more fun with nukes, no?

And the virus might infect you...

Of course any real evil genius would get the microbiologists to make a cure for him before releasing a deadly virus...

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

I'd make myself this

And a army of GP01fb. Then take control of outer space.

 

[CanOfBeans]

End summer vacation

Take away ALL of the oxygen and sell it at high prices

Steal all the kittens

Steal christmas

Destroy ALL sugar and sell my less sweet synthetic copies at high prices

Force people to watch the 4kids dub of one piece

have it so that u cant watch pr0n on the internet (maybe thats to far?)

resurrect Bruce Lee so he can stop chuck norris

Demand EVEN MORE Violent Games to appease my minions, if not satified ill blow up THE MOON!!!

Fill up the Grand Canyon, just because i can

Short list atm but Evil enoupgh for ya?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Get a sandwich watch so t.v and probably try to enslave the world you know the usual

 

[Stein Inge]

I´d use my genius to make Norway the global superpower we all know it should be! With gigantic, genetically enhanced polarbears as my enforcers! It will be glorious!

 

[Captain Spiral]

Well lets start by titling this what it really is, shall we? What would you do if you do if you suddenly had all the resources you'd need to accomplish anything.

No evil genius necessary. Half the people in this forum really want to go through with these plans whether they're considered evil or a genius or not.

First of all. I'd have an Island Nation built in the middle of the Pacific Ocean as far away as possible from every other nation.
Then I'd collect up all the mad scientists I could find who would be loyal to my cause.
Have them begin research into various studies such as Gene Manipulation, Viruses, and non-nuclear warheads, and Defense.
Focusing mainly on Animal Mutations and constucting loyal vicious hybrids to do my bidding, because scew having a cat on my lap to pet, I want a three headed, albino King Cheetah with horns.

This, but injected with pure awesome. (also three heads)

Once Im satisfied with the defense on my Island Nation (which will have an awesome name I havent thought of yet) is good I will bomb the crap out of my enemies unless they bow down before me.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Why I'd take over the world of course. Then explain to the Hero in detail how im going to do it and trry to see if he stops me... of course.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Make an addicting MMORPG to suck people's lives and wallets dry.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I will use my genius to discover an advanced alien race, steal their technology, and enslave their planet as well as Earth.

 

[Negdaen]

Start a company, and live a normal life...

Expect for one tiny detail.

MY PRODUCTS HAVE POSION, AND YOU HAVE FIVE HOURS TO GET THE VACCINE THAT DOESN'T EXIST! SO YOU MUST INVENT YOUR OWN VACCINE! BUWAHWHWHAHWHWA!

Either you mean antidote or disease. But you know what? That's besides the point, I like your gumption. You have a head for this thing. You're hired.

Now my brother had a good one. He wants to make a virus that turns people into zombies. But here's the kicker. It would be like the cold, they would get better in about a week. They wouldn't even need to eat brains. They can survive off of twinkies. Why you ask? Think of how many people would die in the "Zombie Apocalypse" before they realize that all they need is to drink OJ and eat chicken soup. Also, he would get a Dark Queen who is just as evil as he is, because that appearently is a turn on for him.

Now, what I would do is hire a legion of loyal servants and have them infiltrate everything. Corperations, Governments, Terrorists groups. Even Unions! And have them work their way to the top of the organizations. If they can't I would kidnap the leaders and brainwash them. End result I rule an organization that rules everything! Then I would reveal myself on the Daily Show and to show my power have fireworks go off from every government build in the world set off by the world leaders themselves. After that I would then shape the world as I see fit. Think you can do something about it? Nope, I own everything from your place of work to your arms dealer. Suck it!

 

[Lullabye]

I'd make myself this

And a army of GP01fb. Then take control of outer space.

sorry man, bu its too late. Japan is already taking over...

personnaly Id get a nice big

Spoiler: DEATH STAR!!

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg

 

[butterkniferampage]

See Yahtzee's comic, "Yahtzee Takes on The World". This is what i would do. http://yahtzee.comicgenesis.com/d/20001220.html