Tear people apart with my bare hands, it would take a while to rack up tha kills, but it would be worth it.
You were just turned into an Evil Genius, what do you do now?
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i got the evil part down pretty good already but i am lacking in the genius department. So i would go back in time to when and where the greatest scientists of all time were living, which of course is Nazi Germany. i would then get them to get project chronos back online and i would soon rule the world.
Myself, I'd kidnap all the world's best artists, engineers, chemists, and microbiologists and force them to design and build me a kind of special underground doom fortress and hole them up in there. Then, I'd have the science-y people brew me up a virus that turns peeps into zombies (CoughT-viruscloneCough) and only I have the antidote for it. And I'd spread it about through... Something or other... And I'd have like, three cats.
Probably open up a games company where everyone who works there is treated like shit and all the customers are treated like morons. Now that hasn't been done before has it.....OH wait a minute
I'd use my newly enhanced (by EVIL) intellect to successfully acquire a(n Evil)Genius Grant then do nothing with that money except get as many Holy Books as I can re-written in 733T and maybe introduce sci-fi techno-babble ,programming manuals and quack quantum physics in there, too, so that every preacher could become a hacker who blames everything on the Cyber-Devil and promises that the Mecha-Messiah will save everyone's soul...on floppy disk. Now THAT would take a miracle.
Sci-Fi themed religions...that's where the real money for evil geniuses lies!
Sci-Fi themed religions...that's where the real money for evil geniuses lies!
Hold the world ransom for...
-dun dun dun-
One MILLION dollars.
That, or create an invisibility potion to spy on women
-dun dun dun-
One MILLION dollars.
That, or create an invisibility potion to spy on women
Watch out for the Bad Horse.spuddyt said:
Zombies... Lots of them. Let's have the world fall into the dark ages again, anarchy is so much fun!
i would have all the villains in the world join together and we would kill all the superheros and completely erase everybodys memory of the heros and rule the world in secret just like in wanted
First, I would become a patriot in a small south american or african country. Then I would slowly take over said country. From there I would take over the rest of the continent. Then I would take over the other one that i hadn't already taken over. From there I take over most of asia except for japan, china, taiwan, and south korea. Then I will control all of the drug trade in the world. With all the money I make I could slowly amass a stockpile of nukes. Then I could take over europe and australia and the rest of the asian countries with traditional warfare because I'll have the resources and the manpower. Finally I would set my sights on taking over the last stronghold. America and Canada. With a few well placed nukes and an invasion of the national capital and and infiltration of that one air force base in Colorado i will have sucessfully taken over the last independent government in the world. aka. World Domination!
Oh right, all that bio-engineering stuff reminded me. Just to make sure no one can overthrow me I would create a race of catgirls. Or doggirls or any kind that look like a human with a tail. Reason being that a girl once said this in a discussion about catgirls.
"Girl: I'm glad catgirls don't exist. Becuase us normal woman wouldn't have a chance.
Other: Surely not every guy has a catgirl fetish?
Girl: Doesn't matter. It's the tail. No man would be able to resist the tail."
That being said I would also make male versions, too. Because let's face it. Girls think tails are cute too. Of course, this race would be designed to have the intelligence of cats or dogs to keep them from taking over. And population problems would not be an issue for the first thing I would do is cull the human race of all that can not prove themselve worthy and set up birth control regulations.
"Girl: I'm glad catgirls don't exist. Becuase us normal woman wouldn't have a chance.
Other: Surely not every guy has a catgirl fetish?
Girl: Doesn't matter. It's the tail. No man would be able to resist the tail."
That being said I would also make male versions, too. Because let's face it. Girls think tails are cute too. Of course, this race would be designed to have the intelligence of cats or dogs to keep them from taking over. And population problems would not be an issue for the first thing I would do is cull the human race of all that can not prove themselve worthy and set up birth control regulations.
I have seen that hundreds of times and besides the base RX-78 has no chance against the GP02(which is able to fire Nuclear warheads) or the GP01fb(which is especialy made for space combat)Lullabye said:sorry man, bu its too late. Japan is already taking over...AXLE_BULLITT_19 said:I'd make myself this
And a army of GP01fb. Then take control of outer space.
And I don't belive the base RX-78 is even capable of space combat.
I would make a time mashen and mess with time!!!!!!!!But first go get a kitty!!!an evil kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um just let the world go the way its going now. We'll screw the planet over soon enough, without any help from evil people.
Build a valcano base, hire some hench men, build a tractor beam, and threaten the world leaders.
Jeez what else is there to do?
Jeez what else is there to do?