you will assimilate.

[WanderingFool]

I Justin Drew Bieber am here to claim my rightful place as the ruler of The Escapist. for a time many have resisted the charms of the special red button badge however that will change today.

Effective immediately all who press the big red button and sign their souls over to me will recieve the antidote to a certain "gift" I have given all the members of the resistance. (I.E. anybody who has not pressed the button) this gift is known to may of you as Bieber Fever and in its final stages turns you into a crappy rip-off of me. far more humiliating than simply being a fan. if it turns out that you are immune then fear not. Any individual who has succumbed to the virus is biologically reprogrammed to hunt down others who are in the early stages of the virus and sing "Baby" to them until they break down.

oh also there's a dental plan for all of my minions.

And remember, you aren't truly free until you're with the Bieb.

Assimilate.

Okay... how did you know I pressed the button?

 

[Blunderboy]

I got this guys.

Problem solved.

 

[Hoplon]

I Justin Drew Bieber am here to claim my rightful place as the ruler of The Escapist. for a time many have resisted the charms of the special red button badge however that will change today.

Effective immediately all who press the big red button and sign their souls over to me will recieve the antidote to a certain "gift" I have given all the members of the resistance. (I.E. anybody who has not pressed the button) this gift is known to may of you as Bieber Fever and in its final stages turns you into a crappy rip-off of me. far more humiliating than simply being a fan. if it turns out that you are immune then fear not. Any individual who has succumbed to the virus is biologically reprogrammed to hunt down others who are in the early stages of the virus and sing "Baby" to them until they break down.

oh also there's a dental plan for all of my minions.

And remember, you aren't truly free until you're with the Bieb.

Assimilate.

There is only one reply to this.

"They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate countless forums, and we fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther! And I will make them pay for what they have done!" - Picard

 

[Chairman Miaow]

What is this I don't even...

Dunno dude.

I get the feeling this a job for The Brovengers, but I'm reluctant to expose anyone else to the Bieber fever.

I know man, this is a tough call. I think us two could handle this on our own though.

You two will handle it? No need for the other Brovengers? cool, I'll be chilling in the Brovenger sub.

 

[Hazy992]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

We want to save the world, not destroy it

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this I don't even...

Dunno dude.

I get the feeling this a job for The Brovengers, but I'm reluctant to expose anyone else to the Bieber fever.

I know man, this is a tough call. I think us two could handle this on our own though.

You two will handle it? No need for the other Brovengers? cool, I'll be chilling in the Brovenger sub.

Well, if you're already here, then you've been exposed.

Grab a shovel.

 

[Hazy992]

What is this I don't even...

Dunno dude.

I get the feeling this a job for The Brovengers, but I'm reluctant to expose anyone else to the Bieber fever.

I know man, this is a tough call. I think us two could handle this on our own though.

You two will handle it? No need for the other Brovengers? cool, I'll be chilling in the Brovenger sub.

Well you've exposed yourself to the Bieber Fever now, you've got no choice

 

[Hazy992]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

We want to save the world, not destroy it

I'll divert the blast at the last second, gawsh!!

 

[Easton Dark]

I Sean Michael Hollyman will stand against your tyranny!

*Stands ground*

Huh. Rhyming first name, same middle name, same last initial with man at the end.

John Michael Hindman, nice to meet you.

 

[lRookiel]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

I have assembled the armies of Underland.

 

[Hazy992]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

I have assembled the armies of Underland.

Good, we need all the help we can get!

 

[lRookiel]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

I have assembled the armies of Underland.

Good, we need all the help we can get!

The mighty chess pieces are immune to the shitty music (They have no ears), and I will use the mighty Vorpal Sword to make sure that Bieber stays dead for good.

I never get involved in politics, but I'm always up for a fight!

 

[Danzavare]

I imagine this thread would seem a lot more ridiculous to me if I wasn't staring at a dozen Biebers.

The streets will run red with the blood of the non-believers!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzN80iC59I[/youtube]

*Rocks his lesbian hair*

 

[Hazy992]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

I have assembled the armies of Underland.

Good, we need all the help we can get!

The mighty chess pieces are immune to the shitty music (They have no ears), and I will use the mighty Vorpal Sword to make sure that Bieber stays dead for good.

I never get involved in politics, but I'm always up for a fight!

I'll have to use my Super Saiyan Swagger on them

 

[Infernai]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

Just to be safe, I'm calling in fire support from Orbit just to be sure there's nothing left.

We must be Thorough people. THOROUGH!

 

[Able Seacat]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

I have assembled the armies of Underland.

Good, we need all the help we can get!

I'm new to this bear with me.

 

[Hazy992]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

Just to be safe, I'm calling in fire support from Orbit just to be sure there's nothing left.

We must be Thorough people. THOROUGH!

Gotta be careful we don't accidentally destroy the planet though