You will be playing the game that you hate most for the rest of your life...

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Darius Brogan said:
booker said:
Myst Online: Uru Live.

My life will become one long loading screen. I think I'd quit video games (is that an option?).
Pfft! The loading screens are only a problem if your system can't cope. For me, it'd be the puzzles. The environments are rather nice, but the puzzles always fall short.
My question is, as a computer programmer, how could a game from 2003/2004 run so poorly on a machine that runs most games from 2009 on max smoothly? Seriously. That game pissed me off to no end. The puzzles often make you go through several loading screens just to complete them and the entire game is built on mystery meat navigation. Maybe it's the fact that I was introduced to it without playing any other games in the Myst series, but the clunky UI really made me hate that game.
 

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well I've never played any games that are to terrible so I guess I'm stuck with some mediocre racing game and...wait a minute...flash games are also games right? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Since it's to painful to try and recall all the shitty flash games that I've played, I'm just gonna preemptively choose the life of a hermit instead.
 

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Is there a Jersey Shore or Teenage Mum video game (or any other mediocre MTV series)? Because if there is it'd have to be one of them, or Superman 64...
 

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Metroid: Other M.

Fuck. That. Noise. I am not going through that nightmare (both the game and the actual nightmare it gave me) again.
*Grabs knife* hur-*choking on blood* *dies*
 

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Fawxy said:
I HAVE TO PLAY THIS THE REST OF MY LIFE??????



AAAAKDJFKLAHGAAKLJFDAGKDASDFGHA *Head explodes*
Holy shit I remember playing that game when I was little. :p

OT: Oh no! Not Sonic 06! AHHHHHHHHHH!
 

Darius Brogan

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booker said:
Darius Brogan said:
booker said:
Myst Online: Uru Live.

My life will become one long loading screen. I think I'd quit video games (is that an option?).
Pfft! The loading screens are only a problem if your system can't cope. For me, it'd be the puzzles. The environments are rather nice, but the puzzles always fall short.
My question is, as a computer programmer, how could a game from 2003/2004 run so poorly on a machine that runs most games from 2009 on max smoothly? Seriously. That game pissed me off to no end. The puzzles often make you go through several loading screens just to complete them and the entire game is built on mystery meat navigation. Maybe it's the fact that I was introduced to it without playing any other games in the Myst series, but the clunky UI really made me hate that game.
I've no idea. My computer barely runs some really old games, but MOUL runs fine for me most of the time.
I imagine that the loading screens are partially due to the length of some of the puzzles. Kadish, for one, was rather long.
 

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Tenchu Z. Fuck it I am going to force myself to like this game, even if it is just one big pile of steaming copypasta.
 
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*sigh*

looks like i'll be becoming best friends with gordon freeman...

of course i'd probably just stop playing video games all together if that was the only game available to me (game series at least)
 

Jazoni89

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Two...Worlds...The first one?

Dear god no, I would rather cheese grate my eyeballs, five minutes was enough with that game.
 

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After thinking long and hard about this question, I have decided I don't have a least favourite game. Not in terms of the game itself. I hated FF13 when it came out just because I pre ordered it like a year before it came out, £40 down the drain.

In terms of just the game, maybe Trials HD? That game was pretty fucking annoying, but only because I couldn't do it.

Huh, I guess I don't have a game I genuinely hated.
 

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Ursus Buckler said:
I'm stuck with Oblivion.
This.

Watching cardboard characters spit out the most boring monotone lines in existence. For all of eternity...

I'd take Chinese water torture over that.
 

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I guess I'm stuck playing Rouge Warrior.

Aegis A said:
They make My Little Pony video games?

If all else fails, I'll be stuck on a logic-defying Xbox Live server of Team Fortress 2.
Let us go our separate ways, before my hatred for you destroys the universe :D

No had feelings ;D

 

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TheRussian said:
I guess I'm stuck playing Rouge Warrior.

Aegis A said:
They make My Little Pony video games?

If all else fails, I'll be stuck on a logic-defying Xbox Live server of Team Fortress 2.
Let us go our separate ways, before my hatred for you destroys the universe :D

No had feelings ;D
Apologies my friend, but my hatred for ponies and apathy for TF2 beat you to the punch.