You will be tortured in a method of your choice, for the rest of your life, whats your method?

[tkioz]

Hot irons on the sole of my feet, nerve endings would stop sending pain pretty quick, and then I've got all eternity to surf the net.

 

[dark-mortality]

...Spoons tapped on me?

I can't find the video for it but there's a movie trailer where a guy gets constantly hit by a spoon by some creepy immortal guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
Here is your video

OT: I have always been interested in total isolation. I have always been a "fan" when it comes to emotional torture.

I also would like to experience the chinese water torture, or the bamboo torture.

You guys think that constant Blowjobs are torture? WHat about eternal blue-balls? Never ever getting a release, THINK ABOUT THE PRESSURE D:

 

[Dogstile]

Forever playing Russian roulette. May as well make it quick

 

[zombie711]

being poked on facebook. See I dont use mine so its all good

 

[imnot]

Trapped in a room with 7 year old CoD fabboys for the rest of my life.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Does being tied to a bed, being hit with pillows by sexy girls in their underwear count?

Not only does it count, it's the best option.

 

[Blue Hero]

I am forced to live a life of mediocrity until the ripe old age of 72 where I will die from a heart attack.

 

[new_age_reject]

You guys think that constant Blowjobs are torture? WHat about eternal blue-balls? Never ever getting a release, THINK ABOUT THE PRESSURE D:

Worst. Torture. Ever.
I'd give eternal isolation a go.
See what kinds of crazy I'd end up.

 

[MassiveGeek]

...Spoons tapped on me?

I can't find the video for it but there's a movie trailer where a guy gets constantly hit by a spoon by some creepy immortal guy.

My first thought exactly.

I can't think of any method of torture... perhaps constantly having either Nyan Cat or Never Gonna Give you up play in my head forever and ever.

 

[DestinyCall]

Death by Chinese kitten torture - a method of torture where fluffy white kittens are dropped on your forehead, slowly driving you insane from an overload of adorableness.

 

[Jehovatron]

Waterboarding.
See what I did there? 'Cause it's not really torture... right? Right?

 

[columbianbacon]

Crusifiction. 'Cuz if it has to hurt and I will be alive forever while it is happening, I can start up a cult in the mean time.

 

[gorfias]

I like the way the guy who was executed in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life got his.

 

[roostuf]

Trapped in a room with 7 year old CoD fabboys for the rest of my life.

OH DEAR FUCKING GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

OT: as for me well...i'll go for constant battle against shadow creatures, every time they make contact with my flesh it burns like hell.

 

[Adiona]

Being forced to play every single new PS3 game release. Yeah some very bad painful ones but oh some oooooooh so good ones. Saints Row 3 FTW!!

 

[Gromril]

Does being tied to a bed, being hit with pillows by sexy girls in their underwear count?

He can't touch them. Now that's painfull

 

[Spongebobdickpants]

Death By snoo snoo

 

[Evil Raccoon]

Chinese water torture please