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runtheplacered

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zee666 post=18.72612.766475 said:
I was arguing about the colour of nothingness. When my opposition said it would be clear and so would not have a colour i thought to myself 'wa wa'
Nothingness = No light
No light = Darkness
Colour of darkness = Black
Black = That dark colour
That dark colour = Nothingness

Oh and any argument involving becoming a football when they're older, 'YOU SUCK! YOU WILL NOT BE A FOOTBALLER!'
How can there be black if there's nothing? Not only is there no light, but there's not no light, too. (yes, i purposefully used double negatives.) You're (read: humans) are incapable of contemplating nothingness, because our brains just don't have that capacity. It's designed to see 'something'. It's not clear nor is it black. It's nothing. If you COULD see nothing, then it's no longer nothing. It's something.
 

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Isaac Dodgson post=18.72612.766947 said:
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

Cookie to anyone who catches that reference.

Anyway I've heard plenty of stupid arguments in my day, and it wasn't so much the last word, but perhaps the actual argument itself.

Paul (hippie friend of mine): there's no such thing as an original idea
Me: Sure, not any more
Paul: No I mean like ever
Me: That's ridiculous!
Paul: How is that? I mean everything is influenced by something else on some level, so from that stand point no idea is ever original.
Me: *pausing a moment trying to comprehend just how far he was taking it* Yeah?....Explain cave paintings

He shut up after that. I mean I understood what he was trying to say but he took it way to far.
There a plenty of original ideas. Are you saying every writer everywhere has read/experienced every story out there so that everything they put to paper is just a mingling of the universal collective of ideas?

That's just wrong, anyone can have an idea uninfluenced, and just because someone across the globe did it in a language uninteligible to them, that means their idea was influenced by that one?
 

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Rabid Toilet post=18.72612.766919 said:
Blood cell + oxygen = red.

Blood cell - oxygen = blue.

Red blood cells are the ones that carry oxygen, therefore, they are red.

There is no one color for blood, as its color depends on its oxygen content.
Blood is never blue. It's only red or darker red. Blood being blue while it's inside of us is a misconception. It's actually a bit of an optical illusion because of the way the light penetrates the skin, therefore we see our veins as being blue. Then some guy without a clue ran around telling everyone blood is blue.

This really isn't even up for debate. It's a fact. I urge anyone who thinks otherwise to learn a little bit about the human anatomy. There's all kinds of fascinating misconceptions that people have.

Which is interesting to me, because of all the subjects one could want to learn, how one of them isn't the human body is beyond me.
 

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runtheplacered post=18.72612.766953 said:
zee666 post=18.72612.766475 said:
I was arguing about the colour of nothingness. When my opposition said it would be clear and so would not have a colour i thought to myself 'wa wa'
Nothingness = No light
No light = Darkness
Colour of darkness = Black
Black = That dark colour
That dark colour = Nothingness

Oh and any argument involving becoming a football when they're older, 'YOU SUCK! YOU WILL NOT BE A FOOTBALLER!'
How can there be black if there's nothing? Not only is there no light, but there's not no light, too. (yes, i purposefully used double negatives.) You're (read: humans) are incapable of contemplating nothingness, because our brains just don't have that capacity. It's designed to see 'something'. It's not clear nor is it black. It's nothing. If you COULD see nothing, then it's no longer nothing. It's something.
The idea that black would be the color of nothingness stems from the idea, and common practice to associate black with the absence of all light. In fact the color black is produced when the object does not emit light, or does not reflect any light in the visible spectrum. Doesn't mean that the object is not there, it just means it doesn't have any color. Now it's impossible to produce true black or even true white (closet to black still reflects .045 percent light) It is the idea that the absence of light, of color, of the void that denotes that nothingness would also be this color as well.

However, in my opinion nothingness is hot pink and with turquoise floral patterns...oh and here's your cookie.
 

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Meat on the face, you know, to ward off any sexual advances of vegans...



Edit: I have actually forgotten what the reason was for making this thread. Are we discussing religion or that black hole inducing machine? Or just general idiocy?
 

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runtheplacered post=18.72612.766967 said:
Rabid Toilet post=18.72612.766919 said:
Blood cell + oxygen = red.

Blood cell - oxygen = blue.

Red blood cells are the ones that carry oxygen, therefore, they are red.

There is no one color for blood, as its color depends on its oxygen content.
Blood is never blue. It's only red or darker red. Blood being blue while it's inside of us is a misconception. It's actually a bit of an optical illusion because of the way the light penetrates the skin, therefore we see our veins as being blue. Then some guy without a clue ran around telling everyone blood is blue.

This really isn't even up for debate. It's a fact. I urge anyone who thinks otherwise to learn a little bit about the human anatomy. There's all kinds of fascinating misconceptions that people have.

Which is interesting to me, because of all the subjects one could want to learn, how one of them isn't the human body is beyond me.
Thank you for that, runtheplacered- It is, as others have noted (including you) amazing the ideas some people have. What can be even more amazing is how unwilling some people are to accept that their ideas are flawed (and I don't mean you, Rabid Toilet- I just mean people in general).
 

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Isaac Dodgson post=18.72612.766977 said:
runtheplacered post=18.72612.766953 said:
zee666 post=18.72612.766475 said:
I was arguing about the colour of nothingness. When my opposition said it would be clear and so would not have a colour i thought to myself 'wa wa'
Nothingness = No light
No light = Darkness
Colour of darkness = Black
Black = That dark colour
That dark colour = Nothingness

Oh and any argument involving becoming a football when they're older, 'YOU SUCK! YOU WILL NOT BE A FOOTBALLER!'
How can there be black if there's nothing? Not only is there no light, but there's not no light, too. (yes, i purposefully used double negatives.) You're (read: humans) are incapable of contemplating nothingness, because our brains just don't have that capacity. It's designed to see 'something'. It's not clear nor is it black. It's nothing. If you COULD see nothing, then it's no longer nothing. It's something.
The idea that black would be the color of nothingness stems from the idea, and common practice to associate black with the absence of all light. In fact the color black is produced when the object does not emit light, or does not reflect any light in the visible spectrum. Doesn't mean that the object is not there, it just means it doesn't have any color. Now it's impossible to produce true black or even true white (closet to black still reflects .045 percent light) It is the idea that the absence of light, of color, of the void that denotes that nothingness would also be this color as well.

However, in my opinion nothingness is hot pink and with turquoise floral patterns...oh and here's your cookie.
Hmm. I think we're not on the same wavelength. You're talking about the absence of light. The original poster of this idea was talking about the absence of everything. Not just light. That means, the absence of the idea of the color black. If you were able to look upon nothingness, then my theory is that it is no longer nothing. It's now something. Perhaps it would be black. Or hot pink with Turquoise floral patterns (which I'd enjoy immensely.), but still couldn't be "nothing" as we've now labeled it "black". Once you've said it's black, it's no longer nothing. It's black!
 

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I find the new solution to the Iraq conflict amusing (something I heard at a high school football game a while back).
"The politicians don't get it. We need to nuke 'em."

Yeah, that'll solve all our problems. Yep.
 

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Darth Mobius post=18.72612.766978 said:
runtheplacered post=18.72612.766967 said:
Which is interesting to me, because of all the subjects one could want to learn, how one of them isn't the human body is beyond me.
What are you talking about? What do you think Doctors DO?
Right....?

Maybe you need to reread what I wrote. I was commenting on how I can't understand how everyone doesn't find human anatomy to be fascinating enough to want to learn about. That's all.

I do realize there are doctors in the world. Thanks for that input, I guess.
 

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MurmurTwins post=18.72612.766990 said:
"If (insert band name) is so good, why aren't they on the radio?"
Totally agree. That really grates on me a lot. Just because the Pussycat Dolls are getting assloads of airtime doesn't make them good (though I won't dispute hotness).
 

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Well, I still remember getting into an argument with my ENGLISH TEACHER when we were reading The Three Musketeers because he kept pronouncing the name "d'Artagnan" phonetically.

Me: "Uh teach, it's pronounced 'dar-tan-yan.'
Him: "That's not how it's spelled!"
Me: "It's French."
Him: "Who's the teacher here!?"
Me: "Good question."

I gave a report on prohibition in HISTORY CLASS and explained that it was caused by religious women's groups and the girls in the class became so upset the teacher threw me out and failed the paper.
 

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Grampy_bone post=18.72612.767003 said:
Well, I still remember getting into an argument with my ENGLISH TEACHER when we were reading The Three Musketeers because he kept pronouncing the name "d'Artagnan" phonetically.

Me: "Uh teach, it's pronounced 'dar-tan-yan.'
Him: "That's not how it's spelled!"
Me: "It's French."
Him: "Who's the teacher here!?"
Me: "Good question."

I gave a report on prohibition in HISTORY CLASS and explained that it was caused by religious women's groups and the girls in the class became so upset the teacher threw me out and failed the paper.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Nation

Gotta love her.

This is how she described herself, "a bulldog running along at the feet of Jesus, barking at what He doesn't like"

What a nut.

But there's a lot of factors. Soda manufacturers was another big reason. They felt that by making alcohol illegal their sales would increase tenfold, so they financially backed the resolution.

Either way, your teacher is crazy to kick you out of class and fail you like that. Even if you were wrong (which you really weren't, it doesn't sound like), he/she still shouldn't turn you away from education when you clearly attempted to do the assignment.
 

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The antidote to a black hole is a white hole. everyone knows that!
Besides: "Black holes don't destroy planets. Planets destroy planets!" So I really can't see the big problem.
 

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MurmurTwins post=18.72612.766990 said:
"If (insert band name) is so good, why aren't they on the radio?"
Because they refuse to sell out and like...um... you know.... sell records and stuff...
 

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Blind Punk Riot post=18.72612.766981 said:
Meat on the face, you know, to ward off any sexual advances of vegans...



Edit: I have actually forgotten what the reason was for making this thread. Are we discussing religion or that black hole inducing machine? Or just general idiocy?
Idiocy in general. It just got a bit off topic for a bit, but we've managed to thankfully re-rail the thread.
 

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H.R.Shovenstuff post=18.72612.766408 said:
Rossmallo post=18.72612.766402 said:
Light Hole. Absoloute brillaince. XP
But my one - i hear this almost all the time in gaming discussions - "The graphics on game (X) Is shit, so it's not worth playing.". X game is often SSBB, Megaman games or Runescape.
yeahhhh! runescape just isn't worth playing because it FUCKING SUCKS.
You are my hero!
 

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Grampy_bone post=18.72612.767003 said:
Well, I still remember getting into an argument with my ENGLISH TEACHER when we were reading The Three Musketeers because he kept pronouncing the name "d'Artagnan" phonetically.

Me: "Uh teach, it's pronounced 'dar-tan-yan.'
Him: "That's not how it's spelled!"
Me: "It's French."
Him: "Who's the teacher here!?"
Me: "Good question."

I gave a report on prohibition in HISTORY CLASS and explained that it was caused by religious women's groups and the girls in the class became so upset the teacher threw me out and failed the paper.
That's awesome. Both the getting thrown out thing and the witty retort. I hope you're proud of yourself, I know I would be ;D