You Won't See These Prostitutes in Fable III

[Orcus The Ultimate]

"You Won't See These Prostitutes in Fable III"

but you might see these prostitutes at Lionhead...OOOooooohh !

 

[Catalyst6]

I would buy both of them and tell them to "leave the hat on".

It's the mustaches, really.

 

[CheesusCrust]

Oh man the one on the left with the assless pants made my day. It's a shame he's been cut, he's one of the funniest characters I've ever seen.

 

[badgersprite]

Okay, I've heard of ass pirates, but wow, that image makes it really literal. And I am gay.

Hmm. I think I have my Mardi Gras costume design for next year...

 

[soren7550]

Those prostitutes that were cut... they're... disturbing to say the least.

 

[The Random One]

Man, that guy in the pic has the ultimate plan for fanny pack security.

 

[Kije]

I only had one wife in II. I do own everything in the game, but I still like the Demon Door's house in Oakfield the most.
And about those concept designs...
Thank God I wont see any of them in game. o_o

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm thankful some of those designs never made it into game. I think I'm going to have nightmares from just looking at that image.

 

[antipunt]

*throws up a little bit in mouth*

 

[dfcrackhead]

Agreed, this madness must be stopped!

Madness? THIS IS LIONHEAD!!!!

OT: Unless this game comes out for [HEAVY EMPHASIS]PC[/HEAVY EMPHASIS] I doubt I'll be playing it.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Cutting things in a game is not always a bad thing.


You can quote me on that.

 

[subject_87]

That picture is burned into my retinas forever...

 

[TheDoctor455]

(shudders)
Cannot unsee...
cannot unsee...

Why the hell did I click on this article anyway?

 

[Kere]

O_O

 

[VondeVon]

One of my wives was a prostitute. I set her up on the farm so she could have her pick of man-meat whilst I was off enjoying my life.

This lot may be the ones that did make it into the game.

The picture says "you should have seen the ones we weren't allowed to make." which implies we never will see them.

That's what I thought when I saw the text. (Obviously it took me awhile to rip my eyes away from all the buttocks)

To be honest... I'm actually kind of sad. Although they're all hilarious, I don't actually find ANY of them to be sexy - even the girls. I think Fable is trying to curb my unhealthy addictions.

 

[skystryke]

Wish I got paid to do things like that

Wow. This is some great wording right here.

Also these pictures fit so well with the fable world that I am honestly surprised that they were cut.

 

[The Cheezy One]

M- My- M- My eyes! What has been seen cannot be unseen!