You Won't See These Prostitutes in Fable III

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SelectivelyEvil13

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Well now, what do we have here... *click*
ARGHA!!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

I think my eyes are blinding themselves. [sub]I think my eyes are blinding themselves. [/sub][sub][sub]I think my eyes are blinding themselves...[/sub][/sub]

*Ahem*

It appears that the artists at Lionhead had too much fun with the man-whore sketches. Honestly, the women look tame by comparison.
 

lokiduck

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Those are truly epic. I want the assless coat just because it's an awesome coat, And even though the mustaches are epic I prefer the sketches of those two more than the digital version XD

Out of them All I like the male on the far left :3 He has a very sexy "come hither stare"
 

Dorian6

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Just as long as the boy-whores in the new game consist of more than the fat guys in leather from "2"
 

zHellas

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SomeBritishDude said:
Irridium said:
Fun fact, I hired two prostitutes to see what would happen, we went to my place, and they tried to rob me. They pulled out guns and everything.

So I killed them, got half the town pissed, killed some more, then ran off.

This was in Bloodstone by the way.

Yeah, never trust prostitutes.
I thought you were talking about real life until half way though the second line.

I know for a fact I'm the only one to do that, I did my research.
No, I thought he was talking about real life too.
 

Brutal Peanut

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This can not be unseen. O_O Though those are epicstaches and , my character was a slut in every Fable game. All of his spouses were female, except one. I also spent 'time' with ALL the Prostitutes; even the old one. You know which one. *raises eyebrow*
 

Mcface

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I married a hooker in that one town, where every male is a criminal and every female is a hooker. I thought she would give up her life of whoring, but no... So i ended her life. Then I realized she gave me a lot more gifts than my previous wife (who was killed) so i decided to become a pimp. I married 5 hookers, and they all gave me gifts constantly.

and those are disturbing, i would be sure to cleanse them of my game immediately.
 

_Cake_

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As a female I have to say. THOSE GUYS ARE FUCKING UGLY! Holy shit! No loss there. Why can't we get some big strong smexy looking man-whores XD ?

I have got to say Fable has some odd issues with playing a female character. They have large jutting jaws like men. Every guy is shorter then you(if you use tons of shrinking potion from the DLC you can be about the same height but not shorter), so you end up with this tiny little husband. It just sorta feels like your playing a giant cross-dresser.
 
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dfcrackhead said:
Nick of Blades said:
Agreed, this madness must be stopped!
Madness? THIS IS LIONHEAD!!!!

OT: Unless this game comes out for [HEAVY EMPHASIS]PC[/HEAVY EMPHASIS] I doubt I'll be playing it.
It is coming out on the PC. It was announced a while ago.
 

soilent

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I DEMAND a game starring that manwhore in the yellow, People will die if I dont get this by december 2011, he is beyond awesome.