She'd probably kill me for blood or force me to go and get blood for her. However, if I'm very nice and affectionate she may like me, not kill me and we can have fun whilst she gets blood from other people. Hehe.
I would die very quickly. She needs someone to help test her inventions. Although we would only need a shitty studio since our apartment would be bigger on the inside.
Robert would just play difficult scales at impossible skills. I'd attempt to play bass along with his virtuosic playing but he would just stare blankly into my soul.
Most likely playing some sort of role playing game, putting forth the greatest effort to do slightly worse in whatever quantifiable manner there is so that she won't get 8ored or mad and make me jump out the window. Meddler McFussyfangs on speed dial is an absolute must for bare survival.
Is he living with me or am I living with him? Either way cooking bacon and trying to explain humans. and I am willing to bet I'll be the one left cleaning up after Squeak....
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