Young Peoples! Post How You Differ From The Other Tards Of Your Age Group!

[MrSnugglesworth]

I would, but I'm using my secret identity right now, and no ones allowed to know who I really am.

 

[TopHatTim]

Physical Features: White American male. Im huge, 6'2 220 lbs, Ripped, I work out for 12% of each day, find out how many hours that is and you get a cookie

Personality: Sarcastic, funny, smart, sarcastic, really sarcastic

Personal Interest: Books,History, even Frances, politics, working out, well sports but that dosnt make me diff

Others Do But You Don't: Text, I just fuckin call

how old are you?
you talk pretty highly of yourself.
your probably pretty cocky.
but w.e its kinda wierd people show off like THAT on the internet to people they dont know

 

[Pimppeter2]

how old are you?
you talk pretty highly of yourself.
your probably pretty cocky.
but w.e its kinda wierd people show off like THAT on the internet to people they dont know

Im 15 as you could easily check by looking at my profile, I dont see whats the problem, the fact that I work out and am proud of my body? I used to be obese, not majorly but still, it bothered me throughout most of my life, I can explain how hurtfull being fat is to a person, but I worked hard an it has made me the man I am today. So please jackass, If you have low self esteem dont take it out on me

 

[Whoolpurse]

physical features: White, About 1,85 M. Tall. And in shape.
Personal interests: Football, Video games, Paraschuting, Rock Music, Playing guitar and Riding mah motorcycle.
Others do but you don't: Anything wuth fashion, mainstream music and screw with anybody.

Yet you perpetuate fashion movements and mainstream music with your look.

I know, I still dont give a crap about fashion and i definately do not listen to mainstream music.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

physical features: White, About 1,85 M. Tall. And in shape.
Personal interests: Football, Video games, Paraschuting, Rock Music, Playing guitar and Riding mah motorcycle.
Others do but you don't: Anything wuth fashion, mainstream music and screw with anybody.

Yet you perpetuate fashion movements and mainstream music with your look.

I know, I still dont give a crap about fashion and i definately do not listen to mainstream music.

Yet you know enough to look like a cross between indie ad emo trends.


That said. I am stopping now, wouldn't want to have the mods intervene and possible close this thread. I need my masturbatory aid. ^.-

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Physical Features:: White american male, 5'5, thin only 109lbs

Personality: Romantic, Emotional, Witty, Random

Personal Interest:: Video Games, Reading, Writing, Cooking

Others Do But You Don't:: Smoke, Drink, Do Drugs, Screw everything that moves, Cheat on tests, Party, Sell Drugs (this is all in a small east coast town mind you), Worship Twilight, DECA and Cheerleading (DECA is a religion, but Cheerleading is a cult. and that book? *shivers, you don't want to know what they do.)

 

[Lusperus]

Physical:
15. 169 pounds 5/9 ft

Personality: i am very emotional(not emo just emotional) I hold on to a grudge But if you are friends with me my better side shows, charming cheerful and funny (least what i've heard)

Interests: Music, skateboarding, escapist, reading, writing short stories, sleeping, singing

Things I do but others dont: i don't complain. I am patient, understanding and emphtic(?)
watch broadway plays. I think my age group for me is mid 20's.

 

[Whoolpurse]

physical features: White, About 1,85 M. Tall. And in shape.
Personal interests: Football, Video games, Paraschuting, Rock Music, Playing guitar and Riding mah motorcycle.
Others do but you don't: Anything wuth fashion, mainstream music and screw with anybody.

Yet you perpetuate fashion movements and mainstream music with your look.

I know, I still dont give a crap about fashion and i definately do not listen to mainstream music.

Yet you know enough to look like a cross between indie ad emo trends.


That said. I am stopping now, wouldn't want to have the mods intervene and possible close this thread. I need my masturbatory aid. ^.-

what?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Physical Features: Caucasian, 17 years of age, wide-frame 6'7" (Ya rly), blond hair, blue eyes. I'm an Aryan superman, save for being rather overweight. Oh, and despite being American-born and raised, I sometimes slip into a cockney accent without realizing it.
Personality: Highly inconsistent. That, or frighteningly dynamic. The overall themes seem to be general apathy and occasional cruelty.
Personal Interest: Philosophy, rational inquiry, firearm modification/maintenance/usage, and narcissistic indulgences.
Others Do But You Don't: Socialize regularly, enjoy the physical company of others, maintain healthy friendships.


tl;dr I'm an unlikeable antisocial prick.

 

[CNKFan]

PF-White 6'2 275 lbs.
Pers-Quiet and Nice
PI-video games and music
Others do but I dont-like Flow Rider

 

[wewontdie11]

Physical Features: 6"1' English gent, about 14 and a half stone. I have grey eyes, apparently like "those of a cold, listless soul" according to one of my friends but I don't agree with her. Not that extraordinary really.
Personality:I'm actually nice to people. Around where I live that's a rarity. In general conversation though most of what I say is either sarcastic, ironic or completely irrelevant (but in a good way). I'll go out of my way to try and help anybody if I can, which hasn't really worked out well for me so far but hey I might as well because nobody else seems to believe in doing good for others for the hell of it. I can be charming as well apparently when one of my size 12s isn't lodged in my mouth.
Personal Interest: Metal, both playing and listening to. Particularly live. I seem to have attended quite a lot of gigs recently, nearly 2 a week. Drinking comes as part and parcel of the gig experience also as I enjoy a good spot of "socialising" in clubs and pubs. Games obviously, I wouldn't be here otherwise.
Others Do But You Don't: Use social networking sites. I hate the things. I only use them to contact people I don't have any other information for except their name after a night out.

 

[Zedzero]

Physical features: Short, fat, big tits.

From personal experience that almost goes hand in hand. I dont really care if a girl is fat, as long as they are not obeise I'm down.

Yeah, my friend is more so than me... another friend is short and skinny, people have different bodies I guess.

I'm obese in eyes of the media, anything over a size ten is overweight, despite the fact size 16 is the average size for women in the UK.

hmm size ten thats.......im one sec ive never seen size ten women pants, my sis is only size 2, i think. So size ten hmmm if your not too short your my kinda girl I meat on my bones. lol model skinny makes me sick, if it seems unnatural, but still a turn off. Hourglass figure, not the stick.

 

[Erana]

I'm younger than the majority of people I hang out with...
And it gets a little awkward when people are talking about getting married or getting a divorce, even, and I've never even had a crush.

Oh, and I'm gifted to the point that I get interviews!
[small]...And then think I'm locked in because I'm pushing a "pull" door...[/small]

 

[demonsaber]

Physical Features: White 3rd generation Sicilian-American. Six foot 6 inches tall and 350 pounds. Living in an area of Arizona where white people tend to hide in their houses, so I am an oddity. Also odd for my size.

Personal Interest: Books, video games, sleeping, rock music, greatly supports the military,
creating new pyrotechnic toys to play with and blowing things up (all done in places and in conditions that prevent human damage), increasing my intellect, political comedy, highlander(epic sword waving fun).

Others Do But You Don't: Spend large amounts of money on clothes just because they are stylish. Disregard anything that vaguely resembles intelligent thought. Listen to rap.

 

[ace_of_something]

am I the only one who thinks this is masturbatory?

care to elaborate on that confusing question?

Basically everyone takes a turn posting 'all about me!' 'look this is why I'm special!' or "I am a unique and beautiful snowflake!' It's not even 'tell me something interesting about yourself' might as well have posted;

a/s/l?

Summing up your personality in a couple sentences is just indulgent of what you think of yourself not what you actually are. People are complex No person is so simplistic in nature they could truthfully answer 'my personality is' in a brief sentence. Answering that is egotistical.

The irony is, young people, this is what the older folks say is wrong with your generation. They say you're self absorbed beyond belief. Threads like this do not help alleviate that viewpoint. (Irony; my generation was supposed to be very mean spirited)

Spoiler: pretty much this as well

am I the only one who thinks this is masturbatory?

care to elaborate on that confusing question?

Just go look at all the replies. Find me one female other than OP.

Not that that is a commentary, just that, in a male-dominated medium, the most ego gratifying thing for a female to say is: "tell me about yourself"

...but, to increase the irony, I will at least respond in kind.

Physical: Taller than all these people. Stronger than all these people. A few extra pounds around the middle, but I'm an excellent cook and I like to eat. Older than 99.9% of the people here. (Yes, chronologically speaking, I could've fathered most of you.) Wiser than 99.9999% of the people here.

Personality: Extremely thoughtful. Somewhat brash. Opinionated but smart. In a blurb: don't ask me to bite my tongue for the sake of your ego. I will give you the unvarnished truth as I see it, and I expect no less from anyone who would call themselves my friend. Oh, and yeah, I will fight to the death for someone whom I consider to be a friend.

Personal interests: Gaming, writing, debate, philosophy, experience. And snowboarding (yes, as innocuous as that is, it's pretty important to me.)

Anyway, that's my two cents.

 

[Neonbob]

Physical Features: About 6'2", my weight fluctuates between 165-175lbs in about 3-month periods, brown hair, some shade of tan(due to Japanese genes, not the sun), brown eyes and hair, and white.

Personality: I hate talking to people I don't know, and I'm intensely antisocial. If I'm in a small group for an extended amount of time, I might open up some to the group(as my roommates have come to know), and then I can be completely bat-shit at times. I make large generalizations about groups of people, and am highly sarcastic. Some of my comments could be heard as psychotic.

Personal Interests: Reading, videogames, volleyball, my girlfriend, and procrastination.

Others Do But You Don't: Apparently, my college campus has problems with weed, meth, and heroin. Since I'm only taking two drugs(insulin and adderall xr), I'm not in that general group. I also avoid socialization. Oh, and I refuse to drink booze.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Physical Features: White female, 14 year old (15 in May), 5'7, 65kg (140 pounds I think), medium long brown hair, blue eyes, athletic (I exercise a lot). I hate when people shovel up tons of food, sit all day in their house and then complain about how fat they are.

Personality: Sarcastic, cynical, witty, ironic, easy to communicate with, a bit agressive, easy to piss off, arrogant, loves to debate, knows how to hurt people (both physically and mentally), lacks patience, friendly (most of the time), sociable, confident. I always have something to say. I can make everybody laugh and I can make everybody cry. Sometimes my temper gets me in trouble. If I don't like something about you, I'll say it in your face. I'm not one of those people, who talk behind your back. But believe me - I treat my friends like my own family. I'll do anything for them.

Personal interest: Cinema (I'm obsessed with it. It's something I'll never abandon.), music, basketball, gaming, making and editing videos, Photoshop, doing crazy stuff with my friends, snowboarding, doing things people are afraid of.

Others Do But You Don't: Getting drunk in a party, vomit and then feeling proud of it. It isn't cool or tempting.
Also, I dislike people, who listen to commercial shit like Jonas Brothers, Lil Wayne and other untalanted apes.

 

[bodyklok]

Physical Features: White English male, 6'0", 10 stone (pure muscle baby)
Personality:I try to keep to myself, doesn't always work though. Probably my fualt
Personal Interest: Books, video games, freinds
Others Do But I Don't: Drugs, sports, be idiots.

 

[Insomniactk]

Physical Features: Ahem...large teenage boy, fairly tall for a 14 year old and 80-83 kg (I said large didn't I?)

Personality: A fucking loony, doesn't care much for chasing girls, spouts random Shakespeare and other famous quotes and is an all around geek. Stubborn as hell in that if there was another person as stubborn as him the old test of the Unstoppable Force and the Immovable Object would be put to the test.

Personal Interest: Reading, Games, Eating, Sleeping, avoiding outside, making fun of himself because it confuses others.

Others do but you don't: Spend, Shop, Go outside, Text and 100 characters a minute, Enjoy life and I swear most of the time, not have a brain

My soulemate, with some small differences of course =)
Physical Features: 14 year old, tall. 70.9" according to the converter (180 cm if you wish to double check) Skinny, 116.6lb (53 kg)

Personality: I love to mix sarcasm with ordinary speaking (If you know what I mean) which seem to confuse people. Also I like to say random quotes as it makes me feel smart (har har) even if it's not Shakespeare (Oscar Wilde someone?)

Personal Interest See Stormcaller's post.

Others do but you don't: Use their brain for useful purposes.
That's all, I think.

(Bad grammar and punctuation is for free, from Sweden =)