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The medical benefits of circumcision are debatable, at best. But whether a newborn should be forced to undergo a horrifically painful unnecessary surgical procedure should really be a no brainer.Delsana said:
Now, when an individual is old enough to understand the concept of a circumcision beyond "OOWWW! OWWW! SWEET BABY JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PENIS!", then they're free to get snipped on their own.
It's not much different from piercing the ears of a small child, which I've seen quite often, and the pain of such a procedure is contestable at best. Some doctors claim that circumcision isn't painful with the medication used (topical), so I think it suspect to say that it's "horrifically painful."DarkRyter said:
1. There is a trick to everything; you just need to find it. "Just do it" is terrible advice.
2. Don't harm others unless you want to be harmed yourself. This includes doing anything with malicious intent for the purpose of hurting or angering someone.
3. Opinions and beliefs cannot be wrong, only misinformed and stupid, unless they harm other people. "I believe the sky is green" and other such "beliefs" are not opinions. The colour of the sky is objective and cannot vary from person to person.
4. Know what you're doing before doing it. Know what you're saying before saying it.
5. Stop acting like an idiot. Chances are you're probably not one.
6. Don't be ashamed of what you like unless it hurts someone.
7. Correlation does NOT mean causation.
8. Don't gloat, even if you mean no harm. It's good to be humble.
9. Be polite. Even if you don't like someone, it'll be good in the long run to stay on their good side.
10. Everything in moderation. Use your common sense to determine how much is enough.
I've got more, but those are the first 10 that came into my head.
2. Don't harm others unless you want to be harmed yourself. This includes doing anything with malicious intent for the purpose of hurting or angering someone.
3. Opinions and beliefs cannot be wrong, only misinformed and stupid, unless they harm other people. "I believe the sky is green" and other such "beliefs" are not opinions. The colour of the sky is objective and cannot vary from person to person.
4. Know what you're doing before doing it. Know what you're saying before saying it.
5. Stop acting like an idiot. Chances are you're probably not one.
6. Don't be ashamed of what you like unless it hurts someone.
7. Correlation does NOT mean causation.
8. Don't gloat, even if you mean no harm. It's good to be humble.
9. Be polite. Even if you don't like someone, it'll be good in the long run to stay on their good side.
10. Everything in moderation. Use your common sense to determine how much is enough.
I've got more, but those are the first 10 that came into my head.
No watching porn at all.Cleril said:Um, I'm correcting you. I'd do the same to others if I happened to give a toss. I can only call bullshit to so many people at once.Delsana said:
Also, see below. I can give a toss about other people's post. I just happen to have better things to do sometimes.
How about watching porn featuring ass-to-mouth?goldendriger said:
If only we all followed your glorious commandments!chadachada123 said:
1. Hold doors open for women. Someone has to keep chivalry alive.
2. Tell the truth when someone asks for it, regardless of how they might take it, unless you need to lie to cover your ass.
3. Stupid questions get stupid answers.
4. Use correct grammar in everything you ever write.
5. Tolerate those who are different.
6. Vote in the common interest, not your self interest.
7. Do not use any sort of pejorative on the internet, including online games.
8. Do not hate on noobs. You were one once, too.
9. Be a smartass when the situation calls for it (see Commandment 3).
10. Don't worry about what other people think of you.
2. Tell the truth when someone asks for it, regardless of how they might take it, unless you need to lie to cover your ass.
3. Stupid questions get stupid answers.
4. Use correct grammar in everything you ever write.
5. Tolerate those who are different.
6. Vote in the common interest, not your self interest.
7. Do not use any sort of pejorative on the internet, including online games.
8. Do not hate on noobs. You were one once, too.
9. Be a smartass when the situation calls for it (see Commandment 3).
10. Don't worry about what other people think of you.
In no particular order,
1. Thou shalt not reproduce
2. Love isn't real. Please realize this.
3. Thou shalt not blow off a game franchise, console, or mechanic without trying it first.
4. Food is good. Good for eating.
5. The misanthropes of the world are correct, and the human race needs to be removed from history as soon as possible.
6. Coca Cola is the soda thy God, thou shalt not have strange soft drinks before it.
7. Butterfly knives make you cool.
8. My Little Pony is shit. (come at me bro)
9. Sex is disgusting. Thou shalt not have it. This ties directly into commandment number one.
10. The console wars should have ended before they started, thou shalt not continue them.
1. Thou shalt not reproduce
2. Love isn't real. Please realize this.
3. Thou shalt not blow off a game franchise, console, or mechanic without trying it first.
4. Food is good. Good for eating.
5. The misanthropes of the world are correct, and the human race needs to be removed from history as soon as possible.
6. Coca Cola is the soda thy God, thou shalt not have strange soft drinks before it.
7. Butterfly knives make you cool.
8. My Little Pony is shit. (come at me bro)
9. Sex is disgusting. Thou shalt not have it. This ties directly into commandment number one.
10. The console wars should have ended before they started, thou shalt not continue them.
That's how circumcisions are done. The pediatrician straps the child to a board, and uses a special clamp to perform the cut. There's alot of screaming, and after the procedure, the infant goes into a state of shock from the pain.Delsana said:
I'm not sure if Rabbi's do it the same way. I would imagine their way is more archaic.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-innocent-sounding-topics-that-are-guaranteed-flame-wars/Delsana said:
Number 3. refer to it. Seriously guys calm down or Ill chop more than your foreskins off