Your 10 Commandments

[SnakeoilSage]

Don't cut off baby foreskins.
Like, really. Don't cut off baby foreskins. They fucking hate that.
Fuck Bitches.
Get Money.
There is no such thing as a manatee.
Don't cut off baby foreskins. I really can't overstate this.
That sound that styrofoam makes when you rub it together? Don't make that sound.
Try not to kill anyone, unless they get all up in your grill.
Don't get all up in someone's grill.
Don't cut off baby foreskins.

'Cause when you try to fulfill Commandment 3, there's nothing sexier than a creepy dog dork you have to clean with a Q-tip. This isn't 3001, Doctor Poole.

OT:
10. Dishes go in the dishwasher.
9. Frying pans will not magically clean themselves if left in tap water.
8. Don't buy it if you aren't going to eat it.
7. Don't complain if someone else eats it before you let it go bad.
6. Spices DO lose their quality.
5. NEVER scratch non-stick pans.
4. Buy a cast-iron dutch oven.
3. You can cook pork medium well these days.
2. Battered, frozen fish sticks do not qualify as seafood.
1. Half-empty bags of hamburger and hot dog buns in the freezer will never be used.

 

[Mr. Google]

OT:
10. Dishes go in the dishwasher.
9. Frying pans will not magically clean themselves if left in tap water.
8. Don't buy it if you aren't going to eat it.
7. Don't complain if someone else eats it before you let it go bad.
6. Spices DO lose their quality.
5. NEVER scratch non-stick pans.
4. Buy a cast-iron dutch oven.
3. You can cook pork medium well these days.
2. Battered, frozen fish sticks do not qualify as seafood.
1. Half-empty bags of hamburger and hot dog buns in the freezer will never be used.

So I heard you like to cook...just a guess really though...

 

[SnakeoilSage]

OT:
10. Dishes go in the dishwasher.
9. Frying pans will not magically clean themselves if left in tap water.
8. Don't buy it if you aren't going to eat it.
7. Don't complain if someone else eats it before you let it go bad.
6. Spices DO lose their quality.
5. NEVER scratch non-stick pans.
4. Buy a cast-iron dutch oven.
3. You can cook pork medium well these days.
2. Battered, frozen fish sticks do not qualify as seafood.
1. Half-empty bags of hamburger and hot dog buns in the freezer will never be used.

So I heard you like to cook...just a guess really though...

My kitchen is a temple.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Double post sorry.

 

[Delsana]

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

Like, really. Don't cut off baby foreskins. They fucking hate that.

Fuck Bitches.

Get Money.

There is no such thing as a manatee.

Don't cut off baby foreskins. I really can't overstate this.

That sound that styrofoam makes when you rub it together? Don't make that sound.

Try not to kill anyone, unless they get all up in your grill.

Don't get all up in someone's grill.

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

... Do you know how many diseases you can get if you don't get circumcized?

The medical benefits of circumcision are debatable, at best. But whether a newborn should be forced to undergo a horrifically painful unnecessary surgical procedure should really be a no brainer.

Now, when an individual is old enough to understand the concept of a circumcision beyond "OOWWW! OWWW! SWEET BABY JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PENIS!", then they're free to get snipped on their own.

Anesthesia.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-innocent-sounding-topics-that-are-guaranteed-flame-wars/

Number 3. refer to it. Seriously guys calm down or Ill chop more than your foreskins off

Well if you have some augmentations and agree to put them on me then you can cut off whatever parts of me you have augments for!

As long as I'm like Adam Jensen and don't need the neuroprozyne.

Welcome to the world of augmented penis's.

 

[Delsana]

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

Like, really. Don't cut off baby foreskins. They fucking hate that.

Fuck Bitches.

Get Money.

There is no such thing as a manatee.

Don't cut off baby foreskins. I really can't overstate this.

That sound that styrofoam makes when you rub it together? Don't make that sound.

Try not to kill anyone, unless they get all up in your grill.

Don't get all up in someone's grill.

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

... Do you know how many diseases you can get if you don't get circumcized?

The medical benefits of circumcision are debatable, at best. But whether a newborn should be forced to undergo a horrifically painful unnecessary surgical procedure should really be a no brainer.

Now, when an individual is old enough to understand the concept of a circumcision beyond "OOWWW! OWWW! SWEET BABY JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PENIS!", then they're free to get snipped on their own.

Anesthesia.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-innocent-sounding-topics-that-are-guaranteed-flame-wars/

Number 3. refer to it. Seriously guys calm down or Ill chop more than your foreskins off

Well if you have some augmentations and agree to put them on me then you can cut off whatever parts of me you have augments for!

As long as I'm like Adam Jensen and don't need the neuroprozyne.

Welcome to the world of augmented penis's.

Are you stalking me now?

I had made a topic about how I thought Cog in Deus Ex meant augmented penis because when I first heard it mentioned it was from the prostitutes in Detroit.

I'd link it but The Escapist search is busted.

I thought of an augmented piece people wouldn't like due to lack of sensitivity and of course the fact we were talking about circumcision was a natural extension.

 

[Viral_Lola]

1. Smile like you mean it.
2. The belief in god or no god is not wrong but forcing it on other people is.
3. Take losses in stride and wins in humility.
4. There is no shame in building a pillow fort, playing in the rain, or making a snowman.
5. Don?t be what society demands you to be but what you demand from yourself.
6. Learn to live with yourself. It?ll be hard otherwise.
7. Be prepared for a letdown but offer a shoulder and an ear if you see/hear a bad one.
8. There is nothing wrong with moving on but don?t leave everything behind.
9. Judge people by merit and not by hearsay.
10. Sometimes, it doesn?t hurt to just smile and nod. There are moments when you need to hold your tongue.

That?s what I can think of.

 

[deserteagleeye]

1.Being the lone wolf isn't what it's cut out to be. Sometimes you got to swallow your pride and ask for help.

2.Know the difference between "love" and "lust". You don't want to end up pretending to be interested in someone's life when you just wanted to fuck them.

3.Contribute to this world. Don't be a jackass.

4.Believe what you want to believe, just don't state it as fact or be all self-righteous about it.

5.Oppurtunity wants to massage your back and feed you freshly-plucked grapes. Don't spit in her face and piss on her doorknobs.

6.Watch Terminator 2. (Terminator 1 is also recommended)

7.Have fun. It's not wasted time if you enjoy wasting it.

8.Do not answer with violence.

9.Don't be PC towards anyone. I should kick you in the nuts if you do.

10.Basically, don't be like my mom.

 

[Dorian6]

You only need one

Don't be a dick.

Copy and paste that nine more times if you want

 

[gunrunnerjr]

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

Like, really. Don't cut off baby foreskins. They fucking hate that.

Fuck Bitches.

Get Money.

There is no such thing as a manatee.

Don't cut off baby foreskins. I really can't overstate this.

That sound that styrofoam makes when you rub it together? Don't make that sound.

Try not to kill anyone, unless they get all up in your grill.

Don't get all up in someone's grill.

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

i have this suspicion that you dont want people to cut off baby's foreskins...
naaa that could not have been what you meant

 

[Fanfic_warper]

10. Chivalry died when women demanded 'equal' rights, so that means, no babying them in the workplace or at home.

9. Unless you ARE a Janitor, you don't have to put up with shit, but don't deal out shit either.

8. When brats misbehave, punishment is due. Do NOT reward bad behavior.

7. Preach whatever you care to, but do not damn others for not believing what you preach.

6. Thou shall look to the bright side of things....it can ALWAYS get worst.

5. Thou shall not harm children beyond that of basic punishment

4. Thou shall live to be happy

3. Thou shall not discriminate against 'non-elites'.

2. Thou shall respect the rights of all humans.

1. Thou shall take pride in your work so long as it does not do anything to supress others.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

1. Thou shall not tell others how to live their life.

2-10 See 1

 

[antidonkey]

I just have one but it's pretty all encompassing.

Try really hard to not be a douche.

Yes, it really is that simple.

 

[Retronana]

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

That sound that styrofoam makes when you rub it together? Don't make that sound.

I can agree with this one, if someone rubbed styrofoam near me I'd probably fall on the floor crying.

1. If there is grass on the field, playball
2. Thou shalt always placeth bro's before hoe's
3. When thou useth meta knight in smash brothers thou must prepare oneself for verbal abuse
4. Thine beliefs should not become a mirror of thine's national media
5. If thou be a kiddy fiddler thou shalt burn in hell (Hull) for all eternity
6. Satan reserves a special place in hell for hipsters
7. Thou must become the man that thou's hound beliefs thou is
8. Your almighty lord haseth runeth outeth commandments
9. And yet thou continueth to read this parchment?
10. Punishment: Torture of the highest order (Final fantasy 13)

 

[Delsana]

I kinda liked Final Fantasy XIII.