Your a ghost, and you decide to haunt a video game.

[fingerbang143]

I would haunt Army Of Two 40th Day simply because it was the worst game I have ever purchased.

 

[zombiejoe]

An Old Super Mario World Cartridge. And I'd make ever level a nightmare, with blood, Boo's that cry and moan in agony, Dry bones that once you kill will scream in pain, and once you beat Big Boo, the Game will show a disturbing video of you cutting yourself apart with a butcher knife and dialated, souless eyes and a wicked, jagged tooth smile.

I like where that idea is going

 

[Paksenarrion]

Minecraft. I would randomly press my boobs against the screen to distract the player from mining.

My pixelated, cubic boobies.

Sorry, your boobs may not be welcome there.

Herobrine haunts it already.

Well, dammit. I'll just have to take my pixelated boobs elsewhere...what's this? Viva Pinata...hmm...

I can see it now.

Kid: DAD! DAD I GOT A NEW PINATA!

Dad: Well let's see this- OH MY GOODNESS!

XD "You've attracted a pair of [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29"]tits[/a]! Look how lovely they are!"

wow son, you found some pretty big tits!

D: I really hope no one reports me.

To who, the National Audubon society? To be fair, my tits aren't that big.

My wiki link pics of tits, I mean.

I was referring to the link- SON!

Yes, those were the tits I was referring to.

I just imagined a situation where you had a daughter whom you raised as a boy all these years...but then puberty kicked in.

 

[Seagoon]

I'D HAUNT SIMS

then i would keep deleting the doors when the players weren't looking... i'm evil... <

 

[zHellas]

Mass Effect, and I'd cause little signs that show up and comment on whatever they're pointing to.

 

[Thaius]

I'd haunt a really scary game, like Fatal Frame, Silent Hill 2, or perhaps Dead Space, so I could then proceed to scare the player (who, I would make sure, has played the game at least once before) at various moments during which there is normally not a scare. And in ways that don't normally happen. I know if I were playing a game like that and things started happening that I knew weren't part of the game, I'd be friggin' terrified.

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd haunt a really scary game, like Fatal Frame, Silent Hill 2, or perhaps Dead Space, so I could then proceed to scare the player (who, I would make sure, has played the game at least once before) at various moments during which there is normally not a scare. And in ways that don't normally happen. I know if I were playing a game like that and things started happening that I knew weren't part of the game, I'd be friggin' terrified.

Let's hear some examples of your scare ideas!

 

[bubba145]

Haunting Call of Duty Black Ops. NAZI ZOMBIES. laugh evilly when someone gets hurt.

 

[zombiejoe]

Minecraft. I would randomly press my boobs against the screen to distract the player from mining.

My pixelated, cubic boobies.

Sorry, your boobs may not be welcome there.

Herobrine haunts it already.

Well, dammit. I'll just have to take my pixelated boobs elsewhere...what's this? Viva Pinata...hmm...

I can see it now.

Kid: DAD! DAD I GOT A NEW PINATA!

Dad: Well let's see this- OH MY GOODNESS!

XD "You've attracted a pair of [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29"]tits[/a]! Look how lovely they are!"

wow son, you found some pretty big tits!

D: I really hope no one reports me.

To who, the National Audubon society? To be fair, my tits aren't that big.

My wiki link pics of tits, I mean.

I was referring to the link- SON!

Yes, those were the tits I was referring to.

I just imagined a situation where you had a daughter whom you raised as a boy all these years...but then puberty kicked in.

wait, me with a daughter who I raised as a son...

I'd just say "Son...your not a boy...your a horrible mutated chicken cow hybrid"

D:

 

[Paksenarrion]

Minecraft. I would randomly press my boobs against the screen to distract the player from mining.

My pixelated, cubic boobies.

Sorry, your boobs may not be welcome there.

Herobrine haunts it already.

Well, dammit. I'll just have to take my pixelated boobs elsewhere...what's this? Viva Pinata...hmm...

I can see it now.

Kid: DAD! DAD I GOT A NEW PINATA!

Dad: Well let's see this- OH MY GOODNESS!

XD "You've attracted a pair of [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29"]tits[/a]! Look how lovely they are!"

wow son, you found some pretty big tits!

D: I really hope no one reports me.

To who, the National Audubon society? To be fair, my tits aren't that big.

My wiki link pics of tits, I mean.

I was referring to the link- SON!

Yes, those were the tits I was referring to.

I just imagined a situation where you had a daughter whom you raised as a boy all these years...but then puberty kicked in.

wait, me with a daughter who I raised as a son...

I'd just say "Son...your not a boy...your a horrible mutated chicken cow hybrid"

D:

He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he's not a man, he's a Chicken Boo.

 

[Lionsfan1986]

I would have to say Heavy Rain and every time they get to parts where the chick gets naked I would make the game and skip the scens to be a douch.

 

[zombiejoe]

Minecraft. I would randomly press my boobs against the screen to distract the player from mining.

My pixelated, cubic boobies.

Sorry, your boobs may not be welcome there.

Herobrine haunts it already.

Well, dammit. I'll just have to take my pixelated boobs elsewhere...what's this? Viva Pinata...hmm...

I can see it now.

Kid: DAD! DAD I GOT A NEW PINATA!

Dad: Well let's see this- OH MY GOODNESS!

XD "You've attracted a pair of [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29"]tits[/a]! Look how lovely they are!"

wow son, you found some pretty big tits!

D: I really hope no one reports me.

To who, the National Audubon society? To be fair, my tits aren't that big.

My wiki link pics of tits, I mean.

I was referring to the link- SON!

Yes, those were the tits I was referring to.

I just imagined a situation where you had a daughter whom you raised as a boy all these years...but then puberty kicked in.

wait, me with a daughter who I raised as a son...

I'd just say "Son...your not a boy...your a horrible mutated chicken cow hybrid"

D:

He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he's not a man, he's a Chicken Boo.

Don't you mean, CHICKEN MOO!?!?!?

Ho ho ho...yeah...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlZkBXihOy8

 

[FalloutJack]

I go into FF7 and appear before the AVALANCHE crew to say this...

"Okay, so guys... Here's how it is. You can either have a bratty ninja as one of your secret characters...or me, a killer ghost. Think about it. She's just an irksome teen and she'll be stealing your materia later, but I will add some depth and cool to this group. Oh, and check this out... Immunity to gravity, immunity to poison, extreme dodge rate for physical attacks, and I revive on death spells. Plus, when you hit Cosmo Canyon, I will SO devour the Gi Nannak or whatever he's called and get stronger. Did I mention I know how to get the cool vampire guy in the Shinra Mansion? Strategy guide, yo!"

 

[zombiejoe]

I would have to say Heavy Rain and every time they get to parts where the chick gets naked I would make the game and skip the scens to be a douch.

Come on. If I haunted Heavy Rain I would edit the Paco Mendez scene so if you don't think of an escape plan soon, she doesn't do it herself, and you watch a horrifying dirty scene between the two...forever...

 

[infested]

id haunt the last level of ghosts and goblins so no one would find me, or id go into an illegally dl'd copy of super mario anything and everytime they kill a goomba or koopa i will implant an idea in their head so effed up that when theyre done the game they jump out the window run down the street naked and walk right into the police station, to which they will try to have a conversation about the benefits of drinking gasoline.
edit- why? cuz

So it goes like this?

Ha ha, take that goomba- OMG I SAW THE FUTURE!

But you don't know its the future

 

[Mr.Mattress]

An Old Super Mario World Cartridge. And I'd make ever level a nightmare, with blood, Boo's that cry and moan in agony, Dry bones that once you kill will scream in pain, and once you beat Big Boo, the Game will show a disturbing video of you cutting yourself apart with a butcher knife and dialated, souless eyes and a wicked, jagged tooth smile.

I like where that idea is going

lol XD

Maybe I should consider a career into writing horror novels.

Creepy Pasta must be getting to me.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Minecraft. I would randomly press my boobs against the screen to distract the player from mining.

My pixelated, cubic boobies.

Great mental image thanks
"Never played MineCraft, am I a bad person?"

OT: Probably Demon soul's why...

Player: Awesome the last level, now I'l just load my file and..
*No save files*
Player: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
*Screams for several hours*

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

Pac-Man, just to fuck with everyone.