Your all time favorite quote is...?

[notsosavagemessiah]

"for the mind is it's own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven".

- Lucifer

 

[Smagmuck_]

"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" Cookie for reference. ^w^

 

[CrazyMedic]

I am american and this is still my favorite qoute

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decidence with out civilization in-between.
Oscar Wilde

it just perfectly sums up what america is like.

a runner up also from oscar wilde

fashion is something so ugly we have to change it every 6 months

oh another favorite is the one he is dieing and laying a bed and says

either the wallpaper goes or I do

eh fuck it lets just saying anything that ever came out of oscar wilde's mouth.

 

[Marik2]

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

 

[davidofdoom]

From Planescape: Torment...
Morte: Hey Nordom, knock-knock.
Nordom: Why do you persist in addressing me as a door?
Morte: It's a joke, you stupid polygon! You're supposed to answer "Who's there?"
Nordom: I know who is there. It is you. Why would I ask a question when I already know the answer?
Morte: Just forget it.
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Nordom: I think therefore I am. I think.
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Nordom: I sleep in a drawer.
...Yes, Nordom is my favorite character, how'd you guess?

I know there are a lot of quotes from Firefly, but I'm surprised this one isn't here:
"You remember that sex we were going to have, ever?" -Zoe, "Our Mrs. Reynolds" (I think)

"It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible...lacy, gently wafting curtains." -Captain Hammer

And, for a change of pace...
"Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it." -"Hen3ry", Tom Lehrer

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"You won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: This is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles."

Achilles, Troy

 

[Serenegoose]

I used to never have a good answer to this question, but I do now.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
Time to die.

 

[Mr. Elemenopee]

One of my all time favorite quotes if from Forrest Gump. It goes a little bit like this...

*Forrest runs over a big pile of dookie*

Stranger: "WOAH! You just stepped in a big pile of shit!"

Forrest: "It happens"

Stranger: "What, shit?"

Forrest: *Nods*

And then the bumper sticker comes from that... I thought it was priceless.

 

[SnipErlite]

"Doors are for people with no imagination"

"Are you taking my hat hostage?"

"Don't be a dick"

"Welcome to the internet: Where men are men, women are men and children are the FBI"

 

[kintaris]

Doctor: "Didn't anybody told you, there is one thing you never put in a trap if your smart. If you value your very continued existence, if you have any plans on seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never ever put in a trap."

Angel Bob: "And what would that be sir."

Spoiler

Doctor: "Me."

From Doctor Who Series 5 Episode 4

Ha! Can't believe of all the quotes in the universe, someone has already taken the one I was going to put.

Every last line from Fear and Loathing, especially this:

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

My favourite quote-pun-within-a-quote is here:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/736-Lost-Odyssey[/url]

"Stop, Dave. It's hammer time."

Narrowly beats Yahtzee's 'Baldur's Gait' pun. I love bad puns.

 

[MrSmish]

"Chief! I shot you!"
"It's called a bulletproof vest!"
"But I shot you in the face."
"It's called a bulletproof...face."

 

[Terminate421]

"No, no, it was bigger than that. It looked like a wierd monkey dog thing!"

"Get outta the goo!"

"God damn phoney's if I ever saw 'em"

"I?m sure sorry ma?am. Gawd but I am. That window glass was so spick and span I com-pletely forgot it was there.?

"Shit! Isaac, run just Get the hell outta there!"

"What do ya think? Zombie kill of the week?"

"Its in the hole!"

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Ill give anyone 1000$ if they can get where all of those came from.

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

"You guys smoke this shit to escape reality?" Chuckles, and takes a hit "I am reality"-SGT Barnes from Platoon

"How freaking awsome was that?"- Chev Chelios from Crank, after he cut some one's hand off

"Barnes's been shot seven times! The only thing that can kill barnes is barnes!"-From Platoon, needless to say Barnes is a badass

I also love all of the dialougue from Anikan and Obi Wan's duel in Sith

 

[hecticpicnic]

bieber hater"stop making music and kill you self"
happy universal biberhateday everyone

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I have no idea who said this, but it goes, "I may disagree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Pretty much sums up who I am.

Generally a form of that is attributed to Voltaire.

 

[Tsunimo]

Amy: I'm fine. It's just there's a whole world in here just like you said. It's all true. I thought, well I started to think that you were just like a madman with a box.

The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me 'cause it's important and one day your life could depend on it: I am definitely a madman with a box.

YES!
there is nothing more say can say about this quote

 

[Woodsey]

Tommy's monologue at the end of Mafia.

It is, how you might say, "TEH SHIT".

I also like: "Wiseguys - you work with 'em, you're set. You fuck with 'em, you die."

 

[fo shneezy]

I'M RICK JAMES, *****!
~dave chappelle

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I think mine would be a bit from Shakespeare's Henry V. When asked to surrender one last time Henry responds by saying:

"I pray thee, bear my former answer back:
Bid them achieve me and then sell my bones."