your avatar as a weapon

[zHellas]

Note: If your avatar is a person, creature, etc, you get them as a bodyguard. So I guess I get a Space Marine terminator with lightning claws.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

So... I get a Genie, but one that's a Literal Genie(like he'll take your wishes 100% literally unless you try to state them in a way that blocks out some loopholes, but he'll try to find others).

This kinda sucks.

 

[thublihnk]

I get the awesome power of nothingness.

I'm not sure if that's kickass or lame.

 

[elcamino41383]

Domo will eat everyone, Jaws style. Epic

 

[headphonegirl]

[looks at the anime version of herself]

I'm doomed

 

[Yawwy]

Snorlax,use Body Slam!
...
No,I said Body Slam!Stop going to sleep!Goddamnit Snorlax!

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Sweet so I get Detective Sam Tyler (John Simm) as my partner in the zombie apocalypse? I'm happy! ^_^ John Simm is like ultimo boy crush >.> <.<

 

[Tsunimo]

I GET THE TARDIS!!!!

 

[Socius]

well...
Option A: I get V? YES!
Option B: I get a MIB? YES!
Option C: I get a 4chaner? NOOOO!
Option D: All of the above? YES!

 

[soilent]

I get the MOBILE OPPRESSION PALACE!

Fuck Yea.

EDIT: Seriously, I think i win.

 

[IHateDaManSkirt]

I get a magical something-or-other. Cool? I'm not sure!

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Ummmmmm,a hamster and tennis rackets?


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[E-Penguin]

I get a sign saying "Stop Me"?

That might have been useful if I were in better shape...

 

[MurderousToaster]

An infinite amount of dancing Conan O'Briens?

I think that could be pretty neat. Although eventually I'll end up against a giant amount of dancing Conan O'Brien zombies.

 

[Dogstile]

Me. See that person? That was me LAST year. This year? My hairs even longer, I SHALL STRANGLE YOU WITH IT!

(seriously, i'm a pretty competent fighter, so i suppose i'm ok with the weapon XD)

 

[Reaper69lol]

Ive got one of those mantel troopers,thats alright I suppose.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Godzilla, I win.

 

[Socius]

i get a hip thrusting storm trooper? NICEEE

Well I supose his humping does more damadge than his shooting. If you give him a gun though you're screwed.

 

[DoctorWhat]

Invincibility, thy name is THE DOCTOR!!!

 

[BuchalBainne]

A cow?
Hmmm, I could use it as bait..... :/