your avatar as a weapon

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

A skull-faced demon that eats light. Could be worse.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

I gain Kessler's powers and proceed to lay waste to humanity throughout the time-streams, reconfiguring history as I see fit.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I get RAZIEL. MOTHERFUCKING SOUL REAVER! YEAH!

 

[Guffe]

My bodyguard is me with a snooker cue -.-. I will most likely be one of the first zombies in town then.

 

[Chunga the Great]

I would get a dude with a guitar and a kimono......yay?

 

[Beardon65]

I have a Thompson totin' mobster Grizzly bear that walks on its hind legs and smokes a cigar. He works as both a body-guard AND a mode of transportation (bear rides anyone?). I believe I may have a chance. I WILL NAME HIM!

...

GEORGE!

 

[Omega V]

*powers PPC's* I think I'm set for anything the zombies could conceivably throw at me.

 

[TyranidXX]

I'd get a Spartan-II armed with a Assault Rifle and a Katana... I should be fine.

 

[Lictbringer]

I'm Link, deal with it.

 

[Gunsang]

I get a famous Italian director who has issues with women and has trouble staying in reality. Considering that the only time he used a gun, that I can remember, he may or may not have killed himself; I think it's safe to say that I'm screwed. At least I'll die with someone who has style.

 

[fearofsleep]

mine is an album cover...of a girl holding a ball with a dead tree
the bass player of the band however...looks kindof like the terminator

 

[jobobob]

I think I've won the zombie apocalypse then.

 

[Kizna]

Psychedelic dancing monkey ftw.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I'd get Magus? I'd be set, until he tries to revenge himself on Lavos... then I'm fucked.

 

[Wing Dairu]

I get a 4,446 year old water demon whose natural form is a cat with teal fur, and she can shapeshift into anything using moisture from the air.
I survive.

 

[Estarc]

I get Judge Magister Gabranth from FFXII. I'll take those odds.

 

[SlyderEST]

I get Twisted Fate. Twisted Fate. He throws cards. I might survive considering that as soon as someone hits my bodyguard, he's dead.

But really, Twisted Fate

EDIT:

Cloyster use your ice beam attack! Now finish the zombies off with surf! Atta boy!

Fuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk Im left with splash attack

Can you say "planned coincidence"?

Can you say "Mentlegen"?

 

[stutheninja]

well a ninja crow by definition, and im prtty sure this is a quote, "the coolest fucking thing i've seen in the past five minutes"

 

[maiiau]

So I get Black Rock Shooter?

Could be worse.