your avatar as a weapon

[Byere]

I get Magus... well the dark spells won't work so great, but the massive scythe and the range of other element spells would work well

 

[greenflash]

I can haz Spartan? Koolio, seriously who wants to f*ck with me now that I got the Chief on my side? Seriously come on

i got a teleporthing thing wth lasers so yes i would like to see he beat that

 

[ragin64]

I get Ronald Reagan punching a brick wall...yay?

 

[IHaveNoMouth]

I got a giant dude pulling out a shotgun. Fuck yes (would be better if I could get it to work as an animated gif though)

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I get Harry Tipper armed with 2 SMG's. Far out man!

 

[TheDoctor455]

AWESOME!!!
I get Tassadar!!!!

Fuck YEAH!!!!

 

[Rakun Man]

Hey! Mine might actually work.

...for one time.

 

[Kaymish]

i get ... dice ... i suppose i could use them to roll for damage or critical hits on my other weapons

or find out what is wrong with with my enemies PC/laptop(since they are PC diagnostic dice) and make them so grateful they will stop attacking me

 

[ShasoRmyr]

Tau FireWarrior with pulse rife? Sweet! I'll be fine.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

ha i got link. Who has an unlimited amount of weapons, and health potions

 

[havass]

I'm...screwed. Unless he comes to life and starts stabbing people with his double hidden daggers.

 

[Mr.Gompers]

I get a battleship. I'm pretty well off for the moment I'd say.

 

[Kaltazraza]

I got the armies of Chaos.
I'll just go to the warp.

Well I get the Black legion, so I`m fine

You will be under my command.

 

[Zeromaxx]

I've got a walrus, run in fear of the mighty walrus!

 

[Chris^^]

so I get a very surprised/happy doctor... could be worse

at least if all my fellow Escapees are running around with this great variety of useless/over the toply badass henchmen the zombies will probably ignore me and Dr. Awsome Centre

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Worldwide Lockdown? It could be worse... I'll die of hunger before zombies figure out how to hack computers.

 

[Spiner909]

I feel fine as long as some random guy called Jason doesn't find me.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Well. I feel much safer.
Thanks, dragon!

 

[mjc0961]

...

I can only hope Carmine will show up at the last second and return the favor of saving lives.

 

[Cyberius]

...Sephiroth... hell yes