your avatar as a weapon

[Colonel Mustard]

I get a massively enbearded guy.

Ah well, at least we'll die in style...

 

[crepesack]

..I get a crepe. At least I won't be hungry til lunch.

 

[OddOzZy666]

I've got a snail on a leaf.....I will be victorious

 

[wolf thing]

hell yeah i get a protoss zelot

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Calumon... You're going to run off at a moments notice aren't you?

Calumon: That's a great idea! *To the pantry!*

Jack: GOD DAMN IT! I'll fight them by throwing the Escapist e like a shurikun then!

Everyone I face will lose. I'd die, but they would lose.

XKCD freed me from that so it's pretty much useless. Just gotta hope that your foes have not read it.

Spoiler: To win The Game click here

Calumon: I'm sure you'll be fine. If not you have a nice background to paint them with! ^^

 

[Eat Uranium]

Bluey as a body guard? As long as I give him a suppy of toasters, every zombie within 200yds will be reduced to meaty chunks.

 

[_tinned_magpie_]

It's a tin... If it's a full tin, it could hurt if I threw it at someone. But I can't throw for shit...

Damn.

Why didn't I keep my old avatar? Leonidas could've ripped everyone apart.

 

[WolfLordAndy]

Wolf Lord Ragnar Blackmane... covered in festive holly... yeah, I'm pretty safe from the zombie apocolypse.

 

[Avarith]

I got the worlds greatest assassin, though a darkelf like Drizzit is his only weakness. Oh well I bet being in our world means he is even more bad ass or I might be boned.
(waves a flag.) Go Entreri.

 

[Cuppa Tetleys]

My avatar is a deadly weapon against the forces of malnutrition and bright sunlight!

 

[BigHandInSky]

Giant Bulletbills?

Oh yes I'm ok.....although i'd have to be careful where I aim the cannon....

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I'm sorted.

Unless I run into Blaster.

 

[Btango]

I get a zombie to fight zombies? Alaska here I come!

 

[Trivun]

Interesting, I get myself. Hmmmm. Ah well, I have some degree of weapons training. I can see a weapon in anything and I'm a pretty good shot with a rifle. I have a natural aptitude for stealth, and I have experience in flying a powered glider so if I need to escape the country with the zombies around I can just jack a plane and fly away.

I reckon I'd do alright in the zombie apocalypse, actually .

 

[Darkadder246]

I have a CLOWN WITH A MACHINEGUN /thread

 

[Tarakos]

I have Commander Shepard. I think I might've won.

 

[Emilox The Great]

and i get... me! well at least im in good company while i die

 

[Djed Moros]

A gunslinger alright. Somewhat classic, but since he's got something of an Eastwoodian appeal to him, it might just work out.

 

[Omega V]

I've got an 85 tonn, Fusion powered, walking war machine armed with lasers, particle cannons, auto-cannons, and Javelin missiles. (Also with surround sound and leather seats) I think I am more than equipped to put a swift end to this pitiful apocalypse.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

lemurs can scratch you! like really much! you can get AIDS or something!