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nutmeggles

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I recently changed my avatar from Kenpachi looking pissed to Patrick Bateman, complete with chainsaw!



I regret NOTHING!
 

Trifixion

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Avatar: "A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand!"

Me: "Yes, yes, I know. It's the zombies. So what are we going to do about them?"

Avatar: "We send them...TO WAR!!!!"

Me: "Er...what?"

Avatar: "Witless worm, it is my hand that guides them! They shall leave none alive! There shall be no dawn for Men!"

Me: "Oh. Yeah...um...I'll just be hiding up here on the roof of Orthanc for a while, okay? Zombies are notoriously bad climbers..."

Avatar: "I would advise you not to let the giant eagles crap on you."
 

zenoaugustus

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"I'M RICK JAMES *****! Enjoy yourself!

UNITY!

FUCK YOUR COUCH NIGGA! FUCK YOUR COUCH!"

That's why. Rick James would beat your ass. Or just forget about you beating his, because cocaine's a hell of a drug.
 

SecretSmoke

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Zero, epic win, considering that any version of zombies (0r anything) in that game invariably winds up dieing in fire, ice, lightning, and explosions I'd say I'd be just about invulnerable ;3 (or I suppose I get Z saber, also epic, epic win lolz)
 

Dane Tesston

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Probably be cool for a little while, but then he might try to kill me. Considering the ,ahem, hostile take over of a criminal organization.
 

Absimilliard

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So I get Bart Simpson as a bodyguard? I'm dead...
(Though of course, in a zombie situation, you don't actually have to run faster than the zombies. You just have to run faster than the slowest person in your group...)
 

biGBum333

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so basically i get a f**king bear with an artillery shell... i couldnt ask for a more perfect body guard...
 

Marmooset

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Let's see - two 7 year old boys in white sheets. Adapt, adopt, and improve.
We do have a bag full of rocks, at least. I suppose I could scare off Schroeder, take his sheet, and we could try to blend in. If things go south, it should inevitably go bad fer Good Ol' Charlie Brown first (likely a little red haired zombie, or something to do with Lucy and a football).
And if worst comes to worst, I'm probably covered by Metlife.
 

Daszfuk

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Well i guess that i'm pretty set with the Warmaster's own Luna Wolves protecting my ass.
 

Glaive_21842

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Fuuuuuuck, really? A passed out Konata? Even if i kick her awake, all she'll do is out-live my couch potatoe ass.