Your Avatar has Come to Life!!! (again)

[interspark]

so for the billionth squillionth gazillionth time, your avatar has come to life, however, it is acting exactly as you'd excpect whatever it is to act in its given situation, so it doesn't necessarily have any intention of eating, being eaten or fighting an army of zombies with you. the question is, how do you respond to your new found company?

personally, i'd probably give him an extensive training program until he evolves, and then teach him trash, outrage and giga impact (somehow) and use him to take over the world

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Have him help make the Escapist a little less dark and gloomy and have some fun.

Calumon: That sounds familiar...

 

[Toriver]

I'd help him in his search for the truth, of course! And I hope that Detective Gumshoe and Kay would be able to come along too. Both Edgeworth and I can be quite serious about stuff, somebody's gotta lighten the mood.

 

[Carnage95]

I would want him to tell me great tales and teach me how to use magic. Unfortunately, I doubt I would be able to use magic since Gandalf isn't exactly human, despite his appearance. But his tales will definitely make me very interested. He also could be the grandfather I never had.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Ah hell yes, I'm gonna have so much fun. I now have a sun goddess wolf in my house, but only I know it since she only looks like a white wolf to mortals, so shit starts getting chopped in half, and nobody will have a clue. Now, if only Issun can keep his mouth shut, then everything will be fine.


[sub]How am I going to explain why a white wolf is in my house...[/sub]

 

[Hippobatman]

First thing I'd do is to equip a sturdy helmet.

After that, all my problems would be solved. I have the ultimate handy-man at my disposal.

 

[SimuLord]

I get my rat back? Well, I guess Petco opens in a few hours, I'd have to go buy him a new cage and some supplies since I haven't kept rats since the divorce in December '09.

But I get Buster back! Yay!

 

[darth.pixie]

Make him cook me dinner. Or have him use a rat...to cook me dinner...I suppose.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I'd, well...
I'd rather not explain...

 

[roguetrooper96]

I'd learn to do a backflip

 

[Radeonx]

Me and Leonardo Da Vinci will go on magical adventures while creating inventions along the way.
It will culminate with us taking over the world.

 

[Marter]

I get Brie Larson sitting there and being happy?

Sounds good. ^_^

Nothing more needs be said.

 

[Gxas]

Implying that the Keywork isn't already a living thing. /scoff

How do I respond? Contact the Grail Arbor immediately in hopes of meeting Ambellina and the rest of the Prise, as well as Claudio and Jesse.

 

[LaputanMachine]

Hmm... I would take over the world... and then I would remove bans from the escapist because someone said a naughty word.

 

[rokkolpo]

I'd help them sabotage and in the end rid the world of each other.

Ooh...that's a bit depressing.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I'd just charge people to watch my cat dance, whilst it slowly burned the area around it.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'd take them both to the cup, then DESTROY the team that we face and own the cup.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

I'd be a little confused as to how there came to be a couple of F-14's in my house, for one.
...
Actually, yea. I'm not sure what I'd do except pass out from the epic awesomeness of 2 F-14's randomly appearing near me.

 

[voetballeeuw]

I'd guess I'd have to run away. Not sure what else to.

 

[Fiend13]

Does coming to life involve brain activity?