Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[H20 Pirate]

This is the first time I've ever regretted my choice for an Avatar, someone call Doctor Manhattan please, I need help..........

Yeah, we need a "A gang of miscreants is about to attack you and your avatar jumps to your rescue, how safe do you feel?" thread.

Now thats a thread I could enjoy with my Avatar.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

She should know better than to ask. She's far too small for any of that business.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

You can't beat a world champion.

OT: Again, one of these things is not like the other. One of these things isn't a male! (or asexual)

 

[iphonerose]

i would take that cane and use it for other stuff!! (...jokes)

 

[Verzin]

he's....slimy. also a male...oh dear...

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Evil Karma route:

Spoiler: I will spoiler this so as not to offend any unwary and innocent eyes. This contains innuendos. Plenty of them actually. Enter at your own risk.

I'd totally Rainbow Dash my Rarity into Fluttershy's Twilight Sparkle throughout the Luna.
As we Spike and Derpy, I Applejack into her Pinkie Pie as she ecstatically proclaims "By Celestia!"
After our unbridled physical expanse, we cuddle under the soft covers. Hush now, quiet now...

Fuck...that Evil Karma route just ruined ponies for me. I now need to drown myself in caffeine in order to destroy these mental images.

OT: Thirteen people/creatures/inanimate objects. I only want one. I pick Kain, because even the guys like Kain.

Or I might pick Yuna, because she is a chick and all.

 

[springheeljack]

I would be fine with that
Only if we can pursue a romantic relationship first
i mean she is a lady after all
and I do not want to make her mad....

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'd drive that bus all the way to Tuson.

 

[Yureina]

That would be... interesting. Certainly a surprise. O_O

 

[Malyc]

That depends... Is the Special Forces sniper female? Cause if so, that'd be kinda hot...

 

[Yureina]

After a few awkward introductions, we probably would have alot of fun tonight.

 

[Rooster893]

....I really don't know how to react to this.

It's me as a pony, trying to make sexual advances on me.

This would probably be my reaction:

 

[Yureina]

I am honestly curious as to what a relationship between myself and Rei Ayanami would actually be like. As much as I know about the character... it is just something that I find difficult to figure out. Kinda like the character herself.

 

[staika]

....It would cause my death in so many epic, strange and bad ways >.>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't want to have sex with an eldrich abomination, no matter how attractive its shape happens to be...

 

[Tonz of Fun]

I would immediately shut the door and burn the house. Holding your own severed head and the bloody knife that they used. Yeah, not the most attractive thing to me >.> Being a Nazi doesn't help much either. Wait...Loophole!

 

[springheeljack]

No wait I don't think so..she is a tad too young for me...no matter how much I love her..
maybe if we were in England ..

 

[ToastiestZombie]

She's probably not making sexual advances. My number has probably come up....

(Cookie if you get the reference, I pity you though)

 

[Philol]

I don't know how I ended up in this situation, Satan, an old woman, and a bin.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Well at least I'm safe knowing a disembodied head can never do anything to me.