Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[curty129]

Uh... I'm not a necrophiliac. I'd run away. D:

That's where I come in. Edit: OHOHOHOHOHOHO, no pun intended?
OT: *Jawdrop*, *Brace for impact*

 

[Rufei]

With Winberrl? Dem thorns would hurt.

 

[emptyother]

Don't have time to play with myself!

 

[Android2137]

...I am a very very lonely person.

(Sorry, but I just can't resist threads like this. It's the primary reason why I still haven't made myself an avatar.

 

[Carboniser]

With a fish....eww..no..a thousand times no.

 

[PorkChopXpress]

I'd offer him $50,000 not to fuck/fight/kill me.

Then become an agent in his criminal shenanigans.

 

[Lenin211]

The flying spaghetti monster, with all those noodley appendages? I am not a Japanese girl in a subway.

 

[Quala]

First, I'd be extremely creeped out by the smile. Then, I'd think about it briefly, followed by me most likely backing away slowly.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

...I am a very very lonely person.

(Sorry, but I just can't resist threads like this. It's the primary reason why I still haven't made myself an avatar.

And a good reason for not having an avatar it is. You made me laugh. XD

OT: ...Sorry, Mouri. I'm not interested in a man who hula-hoops constantly.

 

[senorfatso]

It's alright, I'm Dark type.

 

[funguy2121]

You have just gotten home from a long day at work to find your avatar (whatever it is) dressed in provocative clothing and... trying... to seduce you....

What the hell do you do?!

(I would just close the door and slowly walk away).

You enter the Escapist to find that yet another member has failed to use the searchbar or has found it amusing to be the 300th person to post the "Would you fuck your avatar?" thread. What do you do?

Seriously, I refuse to believe you weren't aware of this. On another note...

zzzzz...

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

We are already a couple. I didn't see Naoto being the one to initiate sex, though. I have no problems with it.

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

"Dude, you are already married, to a woman, also you are DEAD"

Doin it with Selan in the afterlife. AAAAAAAWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

I wonder how that works, since the last time we saw them, they were floating orbs of light.

 

[Eomega123]

Physically, I could probably just knock him out, but I'd have to get there fast, as my avatar is one of the few beings capable of a literal mind-rape.

 

[Randomorific]

Wait, how did my avatar even dress itself at all or even try and seduce me?
Anyway, I would probably just move it out of the way and put it in a cupboard until it calmed down.

 

[Utrechet]

Run. Mainly because a computer screen is advancing on me, but because it is this thing.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I would hope his intelligence would let him understand "NO" as an answer.

 

[Gemore]

Umm which one? On the left, the slapw would destory me, the person on the right i would say yes because i feel bad for him..

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Now why the hell would Welkin do that? He's married to Alicia for christ's sake! D:

I'd decline carefully and remind him of his wife. I'll just hope he doesn't go all "leave no evidence of this incident since it may compromise my marriage" over it and hunt me down... Hell, not even riverbeds would be safe! (evidence of why is 1:26 in this video, and on the picture before loading the video really)
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Now, if it was Alicia, or Marina Wulfstan from Valkyria Chronicles on the other hand...

 

[OrenjiJusu]

Probably down a few more sanity pills....