Your avatar is out to get you!

[Spygon]

spike spiegel? oh shit i am going to be hunted down and killed rather quickly.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'm about to be attacked by either a really small tortoise, or a really big raspberry.

 

[AssassinJoe]

I'd be dead before I hit the floor.

 

[Irish Rover Baird]

I just hope he doesn't stick that spoon where the sun doesn't shine.
But apart from that, I think I'd be capable of beating a hand with a spoon.

 

[Grayjack]

Everything would be fine. She wouldn't be able to see me.

 

[Berserker119]

I'd probably get shanked with a broken beer bottle.

 

[Subzerowings]

Well, my avatar is Death itself...
At least I'll have one epic chess match before I go.

The Seventh Seal reference! You win free internetz!

Spoiler: Yep, I'm dead.

 

[Calico93]

I am gonna get screamed at alot, which is why I probably lost the arguement
And I'm probably gonna get swallowed whole, or screamed at so much I implode.

 

[Littlee300]

CARTOON ME IS OUT TO GET ME!? WHAT WILL I DO!?

You must find the eraser tool! It is the only way to save mankind from destruction!

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd either get turned into an egg for a short period of time (Yoshi) or get my ass kicked and thrown into Arkham (Batman).

Oh wait, it's just an egg. The worst it can do is roll into me and break causing 1 damage.

 

[Death God]

Well, I'm pretty sure he'd rip me a new one. So, I'm screwed.

 

[Count Igor]

Dear god...
I have Ridcully the wizard after me.
He keeps a crossbow in his HAT!
NO-WHERE IS SAFE!

 

[Knusper]

Cthulu...
.....
.....
.....
..... Damn

 

[Dreey]

crap....drunk, angry, armed homer Simpsons

 

[Shock and Awe]

So I am coming at me with an AR-15? FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Mr.France]

I thought i'd be alright until i saw this

Here! Watch this and you'll be safe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

 

[Sun Flash]

I'm gonna get healed like a m*ther f*cker.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Well, nice knowing all of you.

Make it quick, Yuki.