Your avatar is out to get you!

[duckfi8]

... well fuck

 

[cannot_aim]

Well I'm going to die in a very painful but very awesome way.

 

[Quaxar]

Hm, either I get the fury of a Time Lord's companion or she isn't bovvered...

 

[natster43]

Either dead or injured slightly, depending on if it is and actual Hunter or just me dressed as one.

 

[ultimateownage]

OH SHI-

Everyone knows Spongebob is a badass.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Zombie-hunter Abraham Lincoln.

I am fucking screwed.

 

[GnomeThief]

I'm going to be stalked by a bug-eyed gnome? Big deal. What's the worst thing that could happe-

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Not to worried about 2D

 

[Rakkana]

0_0 I'm boned.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

The U.S. Navy? Fuck me.

 

[John the Gamer]

Aw poo. I'm screwed... I prefered the scenario in wich you got to use your avatar as weapon... now guess why.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Shit! I've seen some utterly wack stuff on South Park... I'm screwed!

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Well looks like I'm off the hook. My avatar is no more lethal than the words "Offensive Bias." If you're wondering why I choose those words it's because my avatar is the symbol for a Forerunner AI with that name. Specifically Offensive Bias commanded the last remnants of the Forerunner fleets as they held off the Flood invasion prior to the Halo Array being activated. This is from the Halo series if you haven't guessed that already by the way.

Of course, if Offensive Bias itself was out to get me I'd be pretty much screwed.

 

[The Bum]

We'll i'm the deadest thing since sliced bread. I mean seriously a crit pistol?

 

[Cenryk]

I think I just became Nintendo's *****.

 

[Infernai]

.....Yep, i'd be running, as little good as it would do me against a super-powered ninja with a soul stealing sword.

Oh fuck...

Spoiler

....Yeah, don't fuck with the Doctor. EVER!

 

[Brumbsy]

Angry cardboard-head cop? I don't know if I should run or put my hands in the air...

 

[Spaghetti]

Then I shall just eat my Avatar! Om nom nom nom!

Problem solved

 

[WittyName]

...Well...I'm dead...

sorry mate but on a scale of 1-10 of how screwed you are id say your somewhere in the 10 digits.

i reckon i might be okay, although is it me or has the goose got the cold dead eyes of a killer....?

Not if I had Assault Terminator armour!


...But I don't....damn it...

Also, that goose has a reeeaaaaalllllllyyyy creepy stare.

 

[SimuLord]

Oh no! A younger version of me and a rat are going to show up, and...

Younger me will probably break down and cry at where his life goes over the ensuing four years, and the rat will be easily placated by applesauce.