Your avatar just became the opposite sex and you two got married. What would your kids be like?

[Dragonpit]

No...just...no.

 

[DanDeFool]

My avatar is a cat-shaped paper bag.

Conclusion: Male or female, I'm not sure, but it's definitely bestiality. And... I guess, whatever -ality is associated with having romantic interest in inanimate objects.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Horribly angry. I mean just look at that face, she would've stared me into marrying her.

 

[Erana]

In a word...

fierce!

[sub]And hopefully very .giffable.[/sub]

I love your Tyra... everythings.


But yeah, I'd have adorable children with their daddy's bright red, pixelated hair. :3

 

[Snotnarok]

What is it with these avatar threads? First off the movie was ages ago now I think we can move on. Trololol.

Well I can't marry my avatar because it's a self portrait and even in New York that's illegal.

 

[zombieeater6000]

lol they would be fucked to say the least
female vault boy Hitler children with depression

 

[Rottweiler]

Okay, you do realize that some of us have Avatars which are symbols, abstract representations, or other non-anthropomorphic entities?

Seriously every time I see one of these 'what if you Avatar' threads I think 'what if I married my old-style Tremere symbol that's on fire? Not sure how that applies.'

 

[Axzarious]

I'm pretty sure they'd turn out like this:

Spoiler

Win.... What if your avatar does not have a gender? Or is a robot?

 

[Hlain]

Ehh, eye-kids I guess?

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wow. So, uhh. Hmm...

... I guess that makes me a guy who's into gay bestiality?

(I don't think I even want to consider what kids that come out of that would look like. )

 

[kittyzero]

I guess my kids would have cybernetic eyes, project images of people's singing dead mothers, sing opera and hang out with Repomen. Oh, and dress is feathers, cause who doesn't wear black leathers and feathers everyday?

 

[Buccura]

Well, my avatar is technically a representation of myself, so, in a way, I just married a female version of myself. Huh. Not sure if I could stand being married to myself, though. Sometimes I can't stand myself period.

The thought of a second me, male or female, let alone being married to it, is unsettling to me...

 

[God's Clown]

It could be...interesting. I'd still go insane either way.

 

[not_you]

Seeing as I can kinda pick the gender of my avatar....

mmmmmmm

I can picture it now......

still creepy though...

 

[Puzzlenaut]

****ing annoying, that's what.

But I do love me some Urahara :3

 

[Spade Lead]

As stated by the subject above.


If you= male, avatar= male, avatar gender is now= female. Conclusion= normal marriage.

If you= male, avatar= female, avatar gender is now= male. Conclusion= gay marriage.

If you= female, avatar= male, avatar gender is now= female. Conclusion= lesbian marriage(please invite me to wedding)

If you= female, avatar= female, avatar gender is now= male. Conclusion= normal marriage.

Take into account that you and your avatar are completely different people. Or that you stepped into a cloning vat with the gender option on the opposite sex.



Hm, mine would be normal, I guess.

If being indifferent to everything was normal.

I don't think the government would let me marry an F-15E... Or the Sparrow Missile...

Okay, you do realize that some of us have Avatars which are symbols, abstract representations, or other non-anthropomorphic entities?

Seriously every time I see one of these 'what if you Avatar' threads I think 'what if I married my old-style Tremere symbol that's on fire? Not sure how that applies.'

THANK YOU! These threads get old so fast, yet they NEVER, STOP. COMING! UP!

 

[Saulkar]

How the fuck do I bang a robot? In the 300 degree Celsius exhaust port?! Ow! Baby might look something like this.

 

[sora91111]

Probably the main character to the next Square Enix game. If not, atleast they can hang out with disney characters.

 

[Puzzlenaut]

It could be...interesting. I'd still go insane either way.

Please don't tell me that's Gary Busey