Your Avatar vs Above Avatar?

[UnusualStranger]

I'm faster, and can beat you with my fists or shoot you with my crossbow...

You are mine.

 

[RanD00M]

I kiss him to death.That should show him.

 

[Vrex360]

.... I would.... I would.... be totally distracted by the apparent lesbian kiss and would be unable to kill something so beautiful.

Damn you.

 

[War Penguin]

Flying monkeys can totally kill you.

The avatar that was stolen, however...

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

dr. hax will find your monkeys, for they use HAX!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vrex360]

I can kill an elderly human... not much sport, but I can do it.

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

HAXXXX!!!!!!!

 

[War Penguin]

Ha! You think HAX's are any match for the monkeys? Man, you should have seen my last avatar. It was tough as Hell and it STILL couldn't handle them.

 

[LeonLethality]

I could never win against that! Man if only those monkeys hadn't stolen it people would know what I mean.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Gay dude holding some chicks's hair owuld be sliced in half.

 

[LeonLethality]

I don't know how I would fare in a fight but as a thief I could steal his rupees and run away with ease so I would call that a victory.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Unless my eyes deceive me, that is Locke and Celes!
Unfortunately, I don't use magic, and trying to steal from my bag will only get you bit.
Yeah, I think I got this.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Two words to your theivery. Wolf Transformation. DOesn't matter how fast you can run, I can run faster.

 

[axle 19]

I am Doctor Cox, your head explodes from awesome sauce overload.

 

[War Penguin]

Doctor Cox... dammit. The flying monkeys surrender to you.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Flying monkeies get mowed down by Link.

 

[LeonLethality]

Those flying monkeys keeps stealing my magicite! no way I can beat them.
NINJA

I doubt link could survive a well aimed ultima...

 

[War Penguin]

I loved that move in Zelda, but flying monkeys could easily take Link away. They're just too many of them.
Regardless of your ninja skills, flying monkeys can easily take your avatar. They took mine, and that's saying something.

 

[axle 19]

Dr. Cox shall drown you in whiskey and bourbon.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

IRON BOOTS! *Flying monkies drop Link from sheer weight.*