my avatar for the escapist the brass balls achievement for bioshock, so i would only "date" it as a friend if it promiced to bring along Fontane, Andrew Ryan, Jack, Tennenbam, and a couple splicers and big daddies over for the party, then we can all do plasmids and kill eachother, good times
my xbox live avatar is the Monopoly man so a date would consist of me getting him wasted and convincing him to sell me boardwalk and all his other properties for a dollar (that way i wouldnt have to pay gift tax)