Your avatar, would you date/marry it?

[Nexoram]

Haha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA. No. Because that would be worse than the guy that married his love sim girl. And I might die when the sex gets rough.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

I'd date it, sex it, marry it, impregnate it and raise a horde of little avatars.

What?
You asked.

 

[lokiduck]

hmm... a disfigured doctor who wears a plaque mask and tricks peoples o he can test them and infect them so as to find a cure for the Zombie apocalypse and is named Birdy, or a pill bottle... I'd pick Birdy :3

After all he is one sexy beast :3

All though most fan-fics say he's destine to marry a hobo ;_;

 

[Rachel317]

Well, I'm not gay, but yes, in a heartbeat.
Would ANYONE pass up the opportunity to date Bayonetta? She's funny, smart, she's actually got personality (which is more than I can say for SOME girls I know *rolls eyes*) and...come on, she's beautiful!

Not sure about marrying, we'll have to see how our relationship goes. I mean, if she's off, fighting angels all the time, I would be left at home feeling very neglected, rejected and lonely.

Not to mention that she fights them in the most sexual and provocative way possible, and strips butt ass naked for her finishing move

The fighting isn't all THAT sexual (she's literally swinging swords and stuff at them), but the Climax Attacks...yep, she's a girl I'd be proud to take home to my parents!

 

[bulldogftw]

list of resons why i will say no:
1.beastiality
2.its a cowboy/cowgirl so it might shoot me
3. i don't know what gender it is.

 

[Rachel317]

I'd date it, sex it, marry it, impregnate it and raise a horde of little avatars.

What?
You asked.

What is she doing? What's the grey bubble?

 

[Buccura]

Well the avatar is essentially me in a matter of speaking so it would be like marrying myself and, to be honest, I can't stand me at times so, probably not.

Then again I wouldn't have any arguments about movie night.

Man this is a weird thing to think about.

 

[Sacman]

Nope... I have too much respect for the character...<.<

 

[CoL0sS]

Superheroes aren't what you'd call "safe". Professional hazard of me being kidnapped by villain's or caught in the crossfire is off-putting. That, and I'm not gay.

 

[Angerwing]

This is the most depressing thread I've seen in a while. Seriously Escapist? Way to reinforce the nerd stereotype.

 

[Polyg0n]

No matter how sexy his (Robin Williams's) voice might be, I don't think I would date a penguin.

 

[DaBozz]

.....
Well i'm totally screwed
a Fish/Robot who's big headed and only cares about one thing...
this relationship wont go well. xD

 

[Charli]

Erm The paladin thing is cool but I hate my WoW character...alot. I take great pleasure when she dies dramatically to something stupid. Because I feel I can blame 'it' instead of my own derpy ness.

Also Me no Homo.

So No, I would not marry/date my avatar. That's just odd. I'd have to start off with:

"HEY! I control everything you do and run your entire existence... How's things?"

 

[Elijah Ball]

i dont have one yet. :[

 

[Blitzwarp]

My avatar is Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes.

My answer is yes.

But I'd probably have to sneak past Watson first hurr hurr.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

NO.

I think such an arrangement would be most uncomfortable for the both of us. Also, pedophilia.

 

[Silver_Shade]

I'm more amused by this prospect than I probably should be.

 

[Elvaril]

I don't care that I am a male heteroromantic antisexual; Heir of Isildur, you will be King.

http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20031115

 

[Hafnium]

Uuuugh..

Hideous lobster-man is not an improvement over my real girlfriend.