Your Berserk Button

[Random Argument Man]

I'm studying to be a history teacher. My old roommate always tried to prove that history wasn't necessary. (It is). What really grinds my gear is when people cut me off without hearing my arguments. I hate it when people cut me off. I'm speaking. I'm about to say something useful and you cut me off midpoint just by saying no and change the subject! *** off. You insult me and you won't give me a fair chance to respond.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Being RDM'd in a game of Trouble in Terrorist Town. It's unbelievable how many new players think walking near you implicates you as a traitor and somehow justifies your death. Infuriating, especially when you are a traitor and it ruins what could have been a good game while reinforcing their paranoia.

 

[xmbts]

Getting hit in the head fairly hard puts me into a blind rage for a few seconds, defense mechanism I think.

Though for actual irks I'm a lot less angry then I used to be, but my friends take the cake when I ask them to stop yelling 'get raped' in front of my friend who was raped, and they respond by saying it more.

They compounded this by each in turn having a friend with a history of sexual abuse and then telling ME not to make rape jokes as if I'm the insensitive one.

 

[Darren Carrigan]

usually throwing around rapist accusaitons, jokes about rape and the like...
I dont get beserk mode when somone says "I raped this guy" on games but it still pisses me off

 

[KingCrInuYasha]

Caustic critics who either don't explain their opinions or explain them in the stupidest manner possible.

 

[Dangit2019]

People who make fun of people with mental disabilities right in front of them just because they know they can get away with it. They truly are the mustache twirling villains of the world.

Oddly enough, they do give me a burst of self-esteem as I realize how much of a better person I am in comparison.

 

[Infernai]

I have strong dislikes towards pointless cruelty (Basically being sadistic for the sake of being sadistic), especially towards animals, those with disabilities and children. I also dislike those that betray those closest to them (Close friends and family members) for no good reason or for greed.

And anyone who tries to touch my feet. I WILL KICK YOUR FACE.

So, that means i can poke you in the eyes and you won't kick me in the face right? xD

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Right here, buddy.


Oh wait, you mean what gets me MAD... Well, a bunch of things, and I like to keep people guessing. So, if you are ever worried about "What might Jack get angry at enough to deliver a verbal lashing capable of crushing one's will to live?", I'm here to tell you that you must live in total fear of that day without a hint or clue of any kind.

Have a nice day.

See, I read that as "I thought of this reference, but realized afterword that if I just posted a cheesy cartoon gsg, I'd get modded. But I also have nothing to talk about because I'm too self-absorbed to have ever considered my faults, and am far too lazy too spend even a small amount of time thinking about them. So instead, I tried to make myself sound cool and mysterious by making a terrible joke." But then I checked it and realized I had misread your post.


Nah, I'm kidding, Other Jack, yer good. But bet that made you angry, didn't it?

 

[King of Asgaard]

Complete and total disregard of all science and scientific discoveries because it doesn't coincide with their faith/beliefs.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm a tolerant atheist. If you find comfort in religion, good for you, but don't let it overrule facts and logic.
Creationists in particular drive me up a wall.

 

[White Lightning]

Being looked at, like if I am talking to the person I understand it but when I'm walking around and stuff, and I see someone looking at me I have to try VERY hard not to yell at them. Like what do you want? Why are you looking at me? If you don't stop I'll show you what the inside of your head looks like so you can stare at that instead of me. There's just no reason for you to be looking at me.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Most forms of religion
Cruelty towards those undeserving of it
Most governments
Most forms of politics for that matter
Losers (nowadays people call them trolls)
People who are just blatantly inconsiderate of others for one reason or another.
Racists, sexists and bigots.
Most things I hear about American politics...

These things don't just make me angry. They tempt me to take up arms and extinguish these vile concepts from the face of the earth, one way or another.

 

[kommando367]

When someone tells me to stop being a smartass.
When someone tries to lord their authority over me.
When someone I trust breaks that trust.

 

[I-Protest-I]

Telling me to calm down, I've actually fought over it.

 

[FalloutJack]

SNIP

Suddenly...kittens!


ALL THE KITTENS!!

Beware my wrath...for it has fur and four legs for some reason.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

The 'word' "alot". As in, people who write "a lot" with no space in between.

You don't write alittle, abunch, acantaloupe, aporkchop so don't write alot.

 

[DaKiller]

People who use the word fag.

It's immature and if you say you use it without meaning it to be offensive to gays you just give people who do use for that reason an excuse, like that guy who named his dog ******.

 

[Angry Camel]

Abusing animals for fun really gets to me. It doesn't always have to be overt though, deliberate neglect is just as bad.

Drivers that harass others on the road. It's worst when the aggressive driver is the one doing the wrong thing like speeding or being erratic, since some of them think they're great drivers, but in reality they're only safe because everyone else if following the rules and being predictable. Aggression to drivers that simply make mistakes annoys me to no end. People can make mistakes, that's why we have following distance.

People that are really ungrateful for what they have. I'll admit I'm really lucky in life; I have a car, a good PC setup and a loving home. I'm not suggesting we have to spend all our time being grateful for everything, but you can appreciate what you've got by taking good care of what you have.

Religious zealots are the worst, particularly when they twist a message to be about hate and cruelty. Westboro Baptist Church is the worst for this. Christianity is about love and tolerance (kinda like My Little Pony), not about justifying aggressive homophobia.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Telling me to calm down, I've actually fought over it.

I gotta agree here, and whats worse is in most cases, when people tell you to calm down (say if its during an argument) is simply because they're losing, and they want to get out of it, rather than admit they might be wrong. It drives me nuts.