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JagermanXcell

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People who swear in an argument when they're losing an argument.
I feel the need to decapitate them the most when they begin to throw insults regarding my personal appearance/intelligence. Al la the famous phrase "retard/retarded"
To all those who say that: Get off the planet. Now. I will find you.
 

Zeren

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People who talk in theatres. I HATE them! Save your inane babble for after the movie!
 

JagermanXcell

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I-Protest-I said:
Telling me to calm down, I've actually fought over it.
Oh god, its worse when they scream at you to calm down, meanwhile you're calm and you give them that "are you?" stare.
 

Seagoon

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Extreme sexism, homophobia or just anyone being a dick to anyone else. Especially just because they have the resources to.
 

Creator002

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People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch! (Cookie for reference?)

In all seriousness, people that are extremely closed minded and people that tease me about MLP just because it's MLP (sort of fits in with the closed-minded I mentioned though).
I just don't understand how people can form opinions without even trying what they shun, within reason (no point trying homosexuality if you're not attracted to the same sex), or even just trying to understand it. I mean, sure, I probably have biases that are formed without basis, but when I realise it, I do try to at least understand the other person's view.
About the MLP thing, I don't mind people asking questions now and again, but bringing it up every time I'm around? Doesn't that make YOU obsessed with it, not me?
 

Meatspinner

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Sticky food, noisy cars, runny noses and the color "Electric Purple"

Oh, that and anyone not in my age group. Those people can just get aids and stuff
 

Casual Shinji

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I recently saw a documentary about the caste society in India. That certainly pressed my buttons.

It's never really one specific topic, but sometimes I'll see something on TV that makes me wanna beat the shit out of someone. Like when I saw about child witch persecutions in Nigeria, or the common practice of men throwing acid in their wifes' faces in Pakistan.
 

Candidus

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A few issues contend for that button.

1. When fantasy worshipers attempt to make a connection between the standard of morality in individuals/societies and belief in a giant invisible man in the sky. When they suggest that the world is a better place due to fantasy worship and would be a worse place if it vanished tomorrow. Perhaps I should just say "wild delusion in general pisses me off".

2. Drunks. I'm not anti-drink (I'm pro all drugs, though I take none. I don't believe in any person's or organisation's right- including government- to tell you what or what not to inject, imbibe or smoke), I just don't want to talk to you, see you, smell you, hear you or anything else until you're sober.

3. Cruelty to animals. If I see it first hand, I'll attack the perpetrator straight up. No talking. No warning.
 

Thespian

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Phasmal said:
People who moan about the friend-zone and being a `Nice Guy` make me wanna sneeze blood on them.
1. Dear lord. These jerks who think the reason they don't have a girlfriend is because girls have formed an illuminati-like organization devoted to spurning every well-intentioned, noble, selfless man in the world. The way these guys paint themselves is ludicrously masturbatory and it bothers me even more when I witness a huge portion of girls in the same boat (i.e finding difficulty with attracting someone) blame themselves and internalize it. It really makes my blood boil.

2. Okay, so religion. A lot of things about it annoy me, but... The thing that bothers me most is probably the argument that some religious people take. The one where they might go on for ages criticizing an atheistic viewpoint, and when a counterargument is made you hear that damn word. "Faith".
"You can't argue with my beliefs, they are faith."
"There's something called faith, I don't need proof."
and worst of all
"You have to respect my beliefs, I have faith."

Nnnnnrggg. Why engage in an argument at all if you are going to use this cop-out? If you use religion as a personal thing, that's fine. Acknowledge that in the context of a debate you may as well be arguing the existence of the Tooth Fairy and stop pretending is defensible through logic.
And don't assume that just because I am arguing with what you believe in, I'm disrespecting it. If I scrutinize something, it's because I respect it. I wouldn't waste my time criticizing, say, piracy because I just don't give it the time of day. Me disagreeing with your viewpoint does NOT count as an assault on your beliefs, at all

Okay, there. I tangentially mentioned religion and I think I did so fairly. it didn't even really turn into a giant rant there.
 

RevRaptor

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Torturing animals. Just sets me off wholesale. Anyone does that shit in front of me an I'm gona start breaking important bits, An I'll make sure they heal funny, so whenever they struggle to use the mangled mess that used to be their hands, they'll remember what they did.
 

Abomination

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DaKiller said:
People who use the word fag.
Yeah, it's pretty gay.

Er, serious time.

Very few things make me violent but when something does it's something I can't be faulted for. Simple one was people cutting in front of me or any other person. I have seen it happen behind me once, I could see the disgruntled looks and hear the protests from those he cut in front of... even saw him jeering at them and taunting them to do something about it. So I left my place in line, grabbed the little puke by his ear (quite easy considering how he didn't see me coming, last place he expected resistance from) and dragged him to the end of the line. Of course he took a swing at me once or twice to no avail since, you know, I was holding his ear - somewhat limits one's range of movement - but when I let go he did punch me in the back of the head. It wasn't so much the fact that he attacked me that made me see red, it was the fact that he had the gall to think he was justified.

I was angry enough I broke any common 'honourable' combat concept and gave him a good punt to his man-parts. Went back to my place in line and that was the end of it.

So I guess I dislike people trying to get away with stuff brazenly for selfish reasons, I also dislike people acting up when they've been called on their bullshit.
 

Hoplon

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People that aren't me really get my goat.

Selfish pricks using up all my air food and water.
 

SamFancyPants252

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Spoilt Western brats being spoilt western brats.

Specifically this time of year. Nothing makes me fume like those compilations of tweets and statuses and whatnot by teenagers of our era which are all

"OMG white iphone for christmas? r u serious? its so ugly I wanted a black one ugh"
"no macbook for christmas? I hate my parents! worst christmas ever!"

etc.
 

EvilMaggot

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SamFancyPants252 said:
Spoilt Western brats being spoilt western brats.

Specifically this time of year. Nothing makes me fume like those compilations of tweets and statuses and whatnot by teenagers of our era which are all

"OMG white iphone for christmas? r u serious? its so ugly I wanted a black one ugh"
"no macbook for christmas? I hate my parents! worst christmas ever!"

etc.
you should really watch the movie "God Bless America" :p saw it last night x)

but yes.. spoilt little rich kids that doesnt know a hard days work and gets everything handed to them on a plate.. and they whine about like you said, not getting the right colour on iphone, car..
 

Calibanbutcher

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DaKiller said:
People who use the word fag.

It's immature and if you say you use it without meaning it to be offensive to gays you just give people who do use for that reason an excuse, like that guy who named his dog ******.
Yeah, they need to realize that the correct term is "cigarette"...

And I take my leave after this wonderful pun, thank you everyone, what a terrific audience.
 

Froggy Slayer

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FalloutJack said:
Right here, buddy.


Oh wait, you mean what gets me MAD... Well, a bunch of things, and I like to keep people guessing. So, if you are ever worried about "What might Jack get angry at enough to deliver a verbal lashing capable of crushing one's will to live?", I'm here to tell you that you must live in total fear of that day without a hint or clue of any kind.

Have a nice day.
Well I can TRY!

I HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOUR MOTHER AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE WAS VERY UNSATISFYING. I'D GIVE HER A 4/10, TOPS!