Your best friend joins a bat shit insane cult, What do you do?

[black_omega2]

I'm leading the cult obviously.

 

[stormtrooper9091]

join in as well, i go everywhere with my friends

 

[shadyh8er]

Desert him. I'm pretty tolerant of other people, but I draw the line at "member of a suicide cult."

 

[wooty]

I'd let them carry on with it, it would just be nice to see my mates leaving their houses for a change.

 

[trophykiller]

Try to talk some sense into him, if that doesn't work more drastic measures are in order. I don't abandon my friends.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ask him some questions.
Critical thinking questions.
It might not be instant, but it will [hopefully] get him thinking about what he's getting into more.
But if that doesn't work out... well... I'll think of something slightly more forceful.

 

[Baskerville]

I'd go with the flow and join the cult myself tbh.

 

[Calico93]

Laugh
Advise him/her to see fucking sense
Laugh some more
Advise them that suicide doesnt result in anything, except their dead body and mortified relatives
If they dont listen then go on with your life, if they do make cakes.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Ask him for one of those robes. Always wanted one.

 

[irani_che]

smack him upside the head
and troll thorughly

one of my freinds turned to veganism when i was away.
I was not able to save him

 

[derdeutschmachine]

Accelerate the process by shooting my friend. Anyone that dumb to join a suicide cult... needs a .45 calibre solution to thier brain.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

1. Facepalm
2. Maybe laugh a bit at his sillyness
3. Talk some sense into him.

 

[rokkolpo]

Kick him till he comes to his senses.

 

[Mutie]

I wouldn't have it, man. My best mate is practically my brother, man; if he did something like that, I'd go fucking nuts! I was angry enough when he flunked uni, so a cult? Bah! They're nothing to my unholy anger!! I've talked my mate out of crazier things before and I could talk him out of this!

Crazy cult, my arse... wait till the coven hears about this!

 

[Lolth17]

Laser the Plagas out of him before it reaches maturity. That should do it.

 

[USSR]

Make a cult to compete with the one he joined.

Gloat about how great it is and how it could his his cult's ass.

Destroy his cult, and along with it, his self-esteem.

Then he'd sacrifice himself to Cthulhu.

 

[Killercheesepuff]

Most of the world is already in a crazy cult as it is so I'll just ignore it.

 

[El Poncho]

I would save him from the cult by killing them all...

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[TheAmazingHobo]

Smash his TV.
He should calm down, once Glenn Beck is no longer avaible.