Your best friend joins a bat shit insane cult, What do you do?

[thahat]

he. thasnor joinging a cult.
i guess my friend would have something up his sleave. hes way to cunning not to have something XD

 

[xplosive59]

beat him to death with his own foot...What?

 

[crystalsnow]

Make use of their membership discount in the cult shop?

This. Think of it as 'Friends with Benfits' only not involving sex.

 

[Autofaux]

I had a few of those friends in high school, but I think they were already Christian.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Nothing, my friends are all socially well adjusted and not insane.

 

[Ampersand]

Tie him down and deprogram the gullible bastard. I owe him that much.
If that works do everything in my power to take that cult apart. Frank West style(in my underwear with a collapsable step ladder).

 

[rabidmidget]

If it's a Cthulhu cult, I would probably join him.

CTHULHU FTAGN!

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Start a cult and get them to join mine. We worship unicorns and Warnals.

 

[Ampersand]

I would save him from the cult by killing them all...

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Skulls for the skull throne ; )

 

[toastmaster2k8]

My M1 went and joined a cult?!?!?

 

[Keava]

Commend him on job well done and hand him a cheap ornamented dagger so he can get on with his important ceremony of ascension or whatever they'd call it. After all friends should support each other!

If the sarcasm won't change his mind, he ain't worth the trouble of saving anyway.

 

[LocoRocoPandaCookie]

Bitchslap the friend and ask them wtf they think they're doing. Then attempt to talk sense into them using the grey matter in your skull that they have clearly lost somewhere along the way and attempt to make them retrieve it.

 

[Jzolr0708]

Beat the shit out of the cult leader with a plant, occasionally drinking a combination of Orange Juice and Raw Meat.

Or actually, beat the shit out of my friend if he refuses to listen to reason. Sorry, but you're not dying because of some batshit crazy psychos that convinced you that theres a magic comet coming to help you. And if I need to break your nose to do that, so be it.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Does christianity count?
My friends don't do that shit.

 

[llew]

capture said friend and tie them to a chair with people watchin them 24/7 then go on a rambo-style destruction of the cult using nothing but my brains and a toothpick

 

[Dirzzit]

Of course you dont want to be left out! join up, I hear they give you free sacrificial lambs

 

[King Toasty]

Jazz hands.
They solve everything.

 

[Koganesaga]

A friend that has a weak enough mind to be bended by a cult probably wasn't my friend to be begin with, and if not, then probably at least try to convince the fool otherwise.

 

[Broady Brio]

Talk sense to them. If doesn't work, avoid them and wait for their demise.