Your best pick-up line.

[TrogzTheTroll]

This should be good. No regrets, just throw them out no matter how terrible they are... like mine!

"Do you beleive in love at first sight? If not I'll walk by again."

 

[AkJay]

Ever had an Australian kiss? it's like a French kiss, but down under *wink*

 

[Robert632]

hey, wanna fuck me?

i'm the master of subtlty, as you can all tell.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Whats up?

I'm not that clever with pick up lines.

 

[orangeapples]

If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Hey, you dropped that. Now pick it up, I'm not doing it for you"

See it's a pick-up line. Get it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm bored

 

[SniperWolf427]

"Sup. I would normally use a pickup line here, but I see you are much too intelligent and dignified for that."

Works every time.

 

[WrongSprite]

So, what's your name?

 

[Neosage]

Ever had an Australian kiss? it's like a French kiss, but down under *wink*

That's pretty good. Although somehow I think you're more likely to recieve a slap.

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

But in all seriousness, I don't use pickup lines. I don't usually start flirting until I know the girl quite well anyway. But if you want to know how I would start off a conversation with a girl I didn't know. It usually starts with "Hey" and a friendly grin.

 

[AkJay]

Ever had an Australian kiss? it's like a French kiss, but down under *wink*

That's pretty good. Although somehow I think you're more likely to recieve a slap.

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

But in all seriousness, I don't use pickup lines. I don't usually start flirting until I know the girl quite well anyway.

That normally gets you friend-zoned, because by the time you know her really well, she's hesitant to go out with you because she doesn't want to "ruin the friendship we have" and all those excuses.

 

[Irridium]

Me: According to my watch your not wearing any underwear. Is that true?

Her: No!

Me: Oh, my watch must be 10 minuts fast then.

Works every time.

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

"Hey"... Yah, thats what I open with every time. But then I'm just looking for the sex, if I really like someone I'm terrible at even talking to them...

 

[TheZapper]

hey, wanna fuck me?

i'm the master of subtlty, as you can all tell.

Cunning. I'd like to use it, but I just know I'll forget most of it and get it wrong.

Not really a big fan of pickup lines myself, never used one.

 

[Davey Woo]

My name's Dave. I thought I'd tell you now because you're going to be screaming it all night.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Get in the van.

I have no intention of using any of these on anyone.

 

[Neosage]

Ever had an Australian kiss? it's like a French kiss, but down under *wink*

That's pretty good. Although somehow I think you're more likely to recieve a slap.

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

But in all seriousness, I don't use pickup lines. I don't usually start flirting until I know the girl quite well anyway.

That normally gets you friend-zoned, because by the time you know her really well, she's hesitant to go out with you because she doesn't want to "ruin the friendship we have" and all those excuses.

That's only if she doesn't fancy you back.

 

[Ren3004]

'If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.'

And you know someone's going to say 'Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?'

 

[Rusman]

Its not really a pick up line but I once sang "The Immigrant Song" by Led Zepplin to a girl in a club, suffice to say we have been together just over year now.

 

[Peanut Butter]

You gotta hlep me thre FBI are after my penis...you know anywhere i can hide it?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your huge breasts?

 

[caprisun]

do ya have any irish in ya? would ya like some?

would never use this lol^^