Your best pick-up line.

[Yassen]

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: How much?
Me: Enough to break the ice.

Never tried it but oddly enough I met a really good friend over facebook because of it and if we weren't in different countries we'd be dating right now.

 

[SirDeadly]

You, me and a bag of Doritos!

 

[rompsku]

club over head. drag to cave.

 

[soilent]

hey, are you tired? Because I've got a massive erection!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

*Wink wink* *Nudge Nudge* *Grin* *Wink*

'Nuff said.

 

[Tdc2182]

"Hey"... Yah, thats what I open with every time. But then I'm just looking for the sex, if I really like someone I'm terrible at even talking to them...

So if you happened to be in Tucson AZ right now and said hey to me I would immediatley know you were looking for sex? This is clearly for an educational interest...

 

[Tdc2182]

Did you fall from heaven? Cos' I have an erection.[footnote]fun fact- I used this on my girlfriend before we were dating[/footnote]

Let me right that down

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

"Excuse me, do you know CPR? My penis stopped breathing."

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

"Hey"... Yah, thats what I open with every time. But then I'm just looking for the sex, if I really like someone I'm terrible at even talking to them...

So if you happened to be in Tucson AZ right now and said hey to me I would immediatley know you were looking for sex? This is clearly for an educational interest...

Indeed, and now you are almost qualified to write a paper on it

 

[AWAR]

"Here, drink this."

yeah it worked for me xD

 

[Tdc2182]

"Hey"... Yah, thats what I open with every time. But then I'm just looking for the sex, if I really like someone I'm terrible at even talking to them...

So if you happened to be in Tucson AZ right now and said hey to me I would immediatley know you were looking for sex? This is clearly for an educational interest...

Indeed, and now you are almost qualified to write a paper on it

Well I'll be sure to take some notes for future occurences just in case.

 

[LeonLethality]

I'll give you a nickle to tickle my pickle

Club + cave = no pick up line needed.

 

[data_not_found]

"The government is after my penis! I need a place to hide it!"

Unfortunately I tried that on a girl who turned out to be a surgeon... Still can't find the bloody thing.

 

[Socius]

Me: According to my watch your not wearing any underwear. Is that true?

Her: No!

Me: Oh, my watch must be 10 minuts fast then.

Works every time.

somehow, I doubt that.

OT: I am more of a charmer, I spend more time on the girl, being nice and charming and in the end she will be togheter with me, if I feel like it. thats how I ended up with my girlfriend of 14 months, best girl in Europe I am sure!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I just lick my eyebrows.

 

[Socius]

are you marie antoinette? because my lower class is rising

thats actually rather funny