Your best pick-up line.

[Ganthrinor]

"Here, drink this."

 

[SextusMaximus]

I happen to have a position available on my penis.

...It, never - works...

 

[blankedboy]

There was a pretty bland one in Brigands M.C, but ot's all I can think of.

"Hey beautiful, where have you been all my life?"

 

[roflchopter]

"Are you from heaven? ...cuz I am getting an erection."

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

illegal in 7 different countries and made with real bits of panther?

Naturally so.

(takes a sniff)

oh, its pungent.

 

[Shambl3s]

You are too perfect for a pick up line.

Guaranteed.

 

[wfpdk]

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
works ever time.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Do you like peanut butter? You do? Wanna fuck?"

Works every time.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Well one thing i do if i acually wanna try is.

(assuming there sitting at a table or something) i run up and sit at the table, keep looking behind me like someones following me. When they say what am i doing, i go, "Um, yeah, you see those guys over there, they're shootin paper wasps at me, its getting a bit annoying, so i moved". Then i'll just be like "So whats up with you."

Bam, it acually works, but only if your with friends.

 

[Mcupobob]

I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?

 

[minispike47]

Catch a goat, you've pulled.

This wins

 

[Ham_authority95]

I hate pickup lines. They all just sound stupid and desperate

 

[Ham_authority95]

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
works ever time.

This would be the only one that I would use lol

 

[The Fork of Truth]

"We must be on the slopes of Dragonmount, 'cause my Dragon's Reborn".

Literally made that up five minutes ago.

 

[funguy2121]

My name's Dave. I thought I'd tell you now because you're going to be screaming it all night.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Get in the van.

I have no intention of using any of these on anyone.

Ha! I liked all except "Get in the van". Somehow, I think that would be a deal-breaker.

Is that the rapist van, the child molester van or the DEA van?

The 4chan party van

So all 3, huh?

 

[Pegghead]

Would you care for a cocktail?

*Okay*

Would you like a worm-do?

*What's a worm-do*

It's green and crawls along the ground

 

[Acier]

It's from that movie Stella, now pay up!
.

...We don't have this money

 

[ImprovizoR]

It's from that movie Stella, now pay up!
.

...We don't have this money

You have to show me respect from now on
Praise me...

 

[Acier]

I actually quoted Stella again, which is a comedy troupe/tv show. not a movie. Just sayin'.

And I do respect you, you just won't be able to tell over the internet.