Your best pick-up line.

[funguy2121]

Hi, may name is ____. (Self-effacing comment).

Seriously, pick-up lines only work in 80's movies. Even the dumbest of bimbos know they're a cliche that you've pulled out of your internal library. Originality goes a long way. HOWEVER - if she IS a moron than something somewhat cliche may work better. There's few things worse than going to esoteric/intellectual and going right over her head. Women do not like it when a man says "nevermind," I don't care what you've been told.

 

[funguy2121]

My name's Dave. I thought I'd tell you now because you're going to be screaming it all night.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Get in the van.

I have no intention of using any of these on anyone.

Ha! I liked all except "Get in the van". Somehow, I think that would be a deal-breaker.

Is that the rapist van, the child molester van or the DEA van?

 

[FaustCainus]

I have a Charisma score of 20, Just try and resist my seduction check
Want to see my rod of lordly might? (actually worked)
Will you be my Epic encounter?

 

[XJ-0461]

"Hi", "Hey", "Hello" or some variation thereof. I have no pick-up lines, not even joke ones.

 

[Teh Karn]

"Hey baby, you must be a general cuz my privates are standing at attention."

*slap*

"So 8:30 right?"

 

[waterhazard]

hey, wanna fuck me?

i'm the master of subtlty, as you can all tell.

Cunning. I'd like to use it, but I just know I'll forget most of it and get it wrong.

Not really a big fan of pickup lines myself, never used one.

You might even say, he is a cunning linguist.

Spoiler: what you did there

I saw it

 

[waterhazard]

My name's Dave. I thought I'd tell you now because you're going to be screaming it all night.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Get in the van.

I have no intention of using any of these on anyone.

Ha! I liked all except "Get in the van". Somehow, I think that would be a deal-breaker.

Is that the rapist van, the child molester van or the DEA van?

The 4chan party van

 

[teutonicman]

Can we just skip all the awkward small talk bullshit and get to the lovin?

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Damn these are awesome. I'm taking notes.

 

[Spiner909]

If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.

Hah! This!

 

[lolandrew4]

Wanna count shoulders? 1, 2 (you've counted yours) 3, 4 ( now your arm is around her, I need a diagram to illustrate this..... :/ )

 

[avelmen1889]

its dangerous for you to stand in the frozen food aisle, 'caus you could melt all this stuff. that works, but my back up is " im into necrophilia how well do you play dead?"

 

[firedfns13]

those clothes look great, but they would look even better on my floor.

Or on my ceiling fan.

 

[God's Clown]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Are you Sarah Conner?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

Damn thats terrible

 

[Swicked]

"Hey, you remind me of my mom.... want to go out?"

 

[benbenthegamerman]

You work at a chicken farm? Cause you're very good at raising cocks.

OH SNAP. im totally using that!

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

illegal in 7 different countries and made with real bits of panther?

 

[God's Clown]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

illegal in 7 different countries and made with real bits of panther?

Naturally so.

 

[ImprovizoR]

This is more for a guy saying it to a girl, but I still love it

"You remind me of fast food."
"Oh really? Why's is that?"
"Because I want to take you out."
"Oh how cute hahah-"
"And eat you in my car"
"..."


So vulgar, so awesome.
Also if anyone can tell me where its from you get a million respect points

It's from that movie Stella, now pay up!

Anyway, a pick up line I picked up from Joey Tribbiani and it works if you know how to pull it of:

Hey, how you doin'
But I'm pretty shy so I don't do pick up lines very often. Only with girls I already know. Usually I just sit somewhere looking all mysterious and it works pretty damn well.