Your Best "That's What She Said" Moments

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berault

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I was baking cookies with my (now ex) girlfriend, I was mixing the batter, when I hear "hurry up and pull it out, I want to lick it" She of course was talking about the tong on the end of the mixer, but still, hilarious.

Have any you think can top that?
 

delet

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ugh...

The best 'That's what she said' Joke I heard came from an awesomely eccentric girl at the lunch table last year. I forget what it was, but it was awesome. That's all I know.
 

Frankydee

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Just stick it in the back.

we did these all through my time in college. Didn't help that I hung around a self proclaimed man whore most of the time either.

good times.
 

Thaius

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I was watching Avatar: The Last Airbender with my roommate and best friend. It was the episode where Appa, the large flying bison, was fighting a Shirshu, a lizard creature with a tongue that could paralyze anything it hit. The shirshu whipped Appa three or four times, which eventually brought him down despite his thick coat of fur. My best friend said "I'm surprised it could penetrate the bushiness." It popped into my mind, but I decided it was too terrible and I wouldn't say it... then my roommate bursts out, "That's what she said!" I was proud.
 

aseelt

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Okay, I've been lurking for a long time but just had to comment on this post.

My wife and I have a twist on "that's what she said":

"That's what your Mum said."
 

grimsprice

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Actually the only one i remember ever saying was here on the escapist.

Pimppeter2 was talking to someone else... and they said:

"so you pulled out of France just so you can invade again?"

and of course "thats what she said" from me!!!

I don't remember any others.
 

Captain Schpack

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Oh, no what a bloody mess!
It won't fit
Wow, that's larger than I expected
I don't know what you plan to do with that itty bitty thing in your hand

Obviously I'm still in school. :D
 

berault

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Furburt said:
I never really did them, mostly because nothing annoys prospective girlfriends more.

But that doesn't contribute much to the discussion so I'll just post this video of some of the best.


Ah, the only American adaption of a British thing that's actually been good.
Thank you for posting that video, I enjoyed it immensely (that's what she said)
 

stone0042

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aseelt said:
Okay, I've been lurking for a long time but just had to comment on this post.

My wife and I have a twist on "that's what she said":

"That's what your Mum said."
Welcome from me to

OT: I was going to post a video of "that's what she said"'s from The Office, but Fuburt beat me to that as well
 

ZeRo5525

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I was stumbling one night and I came across some actual detention slips that kids got for adding "thats what she said" after some of the stuff that the teacher said.
 

Pariah87

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Lets see. Not so much "that's what she said" but my coworker and I have the maturity of two 8 year olds. Just today we had

"Don't you hate it when your wood gets moist"
"Life gives you lube even when you don't need it" "Dude, you always need lube"
"Damn these are some big boxes" "Yeah they remind me of my ex"
 

Xpwn3ntial

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The best "That's what she said" joke I ever came across was made in a hotel room when my roommate wanted me to put his computer away in a drawer. I didn't know until he grabbed and put it away himself.

"Just stick it in there. No, not in there! In there. Do I have to put it in there myself? Honestly, how do you go on?"

My other roommate said "That's what she said."
 

The Austin

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well, to all of you, it would make no sense, but to me and my friend, it was hilariously stupid.

My friend was talking about how he needed a GPS from his parents for Christmas, and I was saying that I don't think I would like a GPS because I would never use it. The conversation went like this:

"So I really want my parents to get me a GPS."

"Your mom has a GPS."


Half an hour of laughing follows.

.... Yea. Thats pretty much it. Stupid, I know, but we still joke about it to this day.
 

Sahasrahla

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An old girlfriend, whilst we were putting together her ikea entertainment center, said of a particular screw: "It's just too big for the hole it was meant to go in."

Ba-zing.
 

Randoms

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This was a school one, it was the last day of the year, so everyone tried to put eveything from their into their bags, and one kid said, "It won't fit" and I was walking past and said "That's what she said.
 

Dark Knifer

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grimsprice said:
Actually the only one i remember ever saying was here on the escapist.

Pimppeter2 was talking to someone else... and they said:

"so you pulled out of France just so you can invade again?"

and of course "thats what she said" from me!!!

I don't remember any others.
That was me! Damn you, ninja!