Your Best "That's What She Said" Moments

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One of my friends (this is a guy) came into English and sat down next to me complaining, "Ow, my but and legs hurt." When I asked why, he replied, "Gabe (another guy) came over last night." I don't think I ever said it, but I'm amazed I didn't. This also raises some questions.
 

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From the US Office:

Michael: I want you to think about your future at this company. I want you to think about it long and hard.

Dwight: That's what she said

Michael: Don't. Don't you dare.

Just the way that scene is delivered, it's fucking hilarious.
 

Locko96

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You stuck it in and it bit me!

It's dripping down my throat *gags* *gags*

Those are the best ones i can think of. I love my school...
 

Timotei

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My boyfriend, Aunt, and I were loading a couch into the back of a truck.

Aunt (lit cigarette in mouth): Damn, this couch is getting heavy real fast!

Boyfriend: Oh great, it's not moving across the truck bed.

Aunt: Well then hurry up and stick it in the back before I pass out here!

I couldn't resist.
 

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My best one is once in class the teacher caught a student with a cell phone, and went up to her to tell her to place it in a bucket, and said

"Stick it in or get out"
 

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Furburt said:
I never really did them, mostly because nothing annoys prospective girlfriends more.

But that doesn't contribute much to the discussion so I'll just post this video of some of the best.


Ah, the only American adaption of a British thing that's actually been good better.
Fixed.

OT: No moments. I HATE, HATE, HATE those jokes.
 

Timotei

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Pimppeter2 said:
EDIT: Opps, thought this was still part of my other post.
The great Lord Haruhi forgives you my child. It happens to even the best of us.
 

teisjm

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aseelt said:
Okay, I've been lurking for a long time but just had to comment on this post.

My wife and I have a twist on "that's what she said":

"That's what your Mum said."
Welcome, i don't really rememebr what welcome speach is currently beeing used, but welcome anyways.

Me and my friends use that as well, it sortof came to be when one of us accidently mixed thats what she said with your mom jokes, the ones like "thats what she said", "not your mom i so..." ones
 

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I actually have a friend online who's a Girl who me and a couple friends routinely play MW2 with, anyway, she often had an odd habit of yelling something along the lines of 'Fuck me!' whever she died, or such, to which one of my friends would often respond 'Okay sure.'


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j1-2themax

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Unfortunately, while I have done this a couple of times, I can't remember what the few good ones were.
 

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We were in auto class and our teacher said "Now, squeeze the hose to make sure it's firm and hard, you don't want your radiator hose giving out on you." one of my (female) friends said "Oh yeah, I always use that method to make sure that he's ready to go". The poor guy is half deaf, so he didn't quite catch on and said "see, this valuable gem of knowledge helps Sydney in everyday life".
 

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Well my friend had been sitting exams all day and he said "God, my arse is so sore"...

yeah...

I recall a great "your face" moment too... we were taking the piss out of my friend he goes "well aren't you just hilarious" (quite sarcastically I might add :O) so I said "your face is hilarious" we laughed solidly for like ten minutes, in the middle of my maths class.

Yeah, you had to be there.
 

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In english class we were watching a project that lasted for about ten minutes and the credits had loud music playing. Then a clip came on and there was no music, the clip read; "Sorry it was so long". The class was silent and then I said: "Lol, that's what she said." Great moment.
 

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there was this one time in the boys locker room when I was getting dressed, and I opened my locker and a really old wad of gum fell out. It made a "clack" as it hit the ground, and I said:

"That thing is hard as a rock"

Every guy in there was staring at me with "WTF" faces.
 

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My friend kept putting my phone in her pocket because we have pretty much the same phone and I have a tendency to set mine down after I take it out. So at one point she says "this thing keeps getting in here every time I turn around"
 

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I don't use "that's what she said". I say "ding" whenever anything that could be sexually interpreted. It's more fun when the speaker has no idea what the joke means.
 

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Once upon a time I worked in a Walmart unloading trucks in a warehouse like environment (think Moria from LotR with more skeletons and fat people) and part of my job was moving around pallets of various things in large quantities. Popular set ups to that's what she said included comments like:

This one's pretty big...

Which hole does it go in? (holes were terms for spots in shelves)

Jack it up and shove it in...

That was a big load...

I don't think we can fit anymore in there...

Check and see if anything expensive broke in there...

It's leaking dog food...