Your best WTF Moment(s)

[Nechti_Visara]

I've had two major ones, both of which were recently. One of them was in my Spanish class. We were talking about butter and margarine, and he raises his hand and asks the teacher,

"What's the difference between butter and margarine?"

He sits kinda behind me and to the right, so I turn in my seat, look at him, and, with a completely straight face, I go,

"Margarine is made of FAIL."

And he just looks at me weird. I had to repeat it twice more, before he finally hears me and goes,

"What's fail?"
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The second one was today, during English class. We had free reading time all period, so I was reading Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

Now, if you've ever read that book, you know that the entire thing is basically one giant WTF? moment. It was all pretty general wtfing, until I got to this passage:

"'Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.'"

I spent the better part of ten minutes trying to decipher that. It didn't work.

 

[atv_chic_18]

I had a random guy the other day ask me if I had a lighter, when I don't even look like a smoker. Nor would I ever smoke.

At my sister in law's bachlorette party last year I had 2 men (at least 30+ years old) hit on me at a club. Yeah, my thought was "WTF are you doing at a club?" The other WTF moments that ensued with that was one was with his wife. She ended up appologizing to me and was dragging him away. O__o. The other one left on his own after I ignored him and walked off. Lol.

And today... My city that I live in is changing up addresses to make the emergency systems faster for some odd reason and they're supposed to be making addresses easier. However, my previous address was MUCH simpler than the one they are planning on changing it to. The one they plan to change it to is twice as long and I'm not even if I'll be able to remember it haha.

Wonderful job to the city for that one... *sarcasm*

 

[soren7550]

So I'm sitting in my forensics class, and on starts the teacher's "The Government Killed Kennedy And Flew Plains Into And Blew Up Their Own Buildings" rant month. About two weeks or so into the unit, and he tells us that he's not a conspiracy nutcase. He then goes on to tell us how the government faked the Zapruder film. I tell him that he has his tinfoil hat on too tight.

 

[Ironic]

I can't really think of any, but one happened to me on Team Fortress 2 last night...

I was playing on 2fort with like, 30 other people, and the admin comes in, runs to the bridge and SCREAMS through his mike in the mad hatter voice (a lot like in futurama when they did it),

"CHANGE PLACES!!!!!!" and restarts the map, swapped the teams, and left.

Confused yet hysterical, was the state I was in.

 

[Chaos Bringer]

I was playing paintball with my friend and we were in a final staredown and our guns didn't fire any balls. We were standing there pulling our triggers and then out of nowhere my gun fired my last ball and then it hit my firend it the gut. He was like what the f***????

 

[CouchCommando]

I got up on the bus for an old lady, and some young dude just barreled strait past her and tried to steal the seat.

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

Someone once tried telling me they were allergic to water, ok first of all, you are 70% percent water, why are you not dead, secondly, mental facepalm, and last get the hell out of my sight and never return...ever.

I did tell them the last bit and haven't seen them since.

So I'm sitting in my forensics class, and on starts the teacher's "The Government Killed Kennedy And Flew Plains Into And Blew Up Their Own Buildings" rant month. About two weeks or so into the unit, and he tells us that he's not a conspiracy nutcase. He then goes on to tell us how the government faked the Zapruder film. I tell him that he has his tinfoil hat on too tight.

Oh god I had a teacher like that this year...

Peace, War, Love, Hate, Chaos, and Greed
-Unstoppable Wall